CORRUPT WISHES

shredd · October 2006

Haggis, or death? I'll take death. :P

Manitou · October 2006

\thehootman\ wrote:

I wush thaat somewoon here would be up fa' a spoot oof kaber tossin'

Granted mah mukker! caber tossin' is grain fin. ye toss yer caber an' it was a magnificent toss. th' crowd is cheerin' loodly an' ye hink th' applause is fur yer toss, but actually, ye tint yer kilt 20 feit back withit realizin', an' when ye turn tae th' crowd, th' slainte become looder, an' aw th' kimmers blush.

I wish I didn't have such a parochial view on life.

thehootman · October 2006

\shredd\ wrote:

Haggis, or death? I'll take death. :P

Dud ye noo lad that th biggust haggis was over three hundreed kilograms and used oop 80 ooxen?

shredd · October 2006

\thehootman\ wrote:

\shredd\ wrote:

Haggis, or death? I'll take death. :P

Dud ye noo lad that th biggust haggis was over three hundreed kilograms and used oop 80 ooxen?

That's friggin' DISGUSTING.
I WISH: that there was a Constitutional Amendment preventing Bob Dylan from singing.

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

I WISH: that there was a Constitutional Amendment preventing Bob Dylan from singing

Granted, but they tack on a \"Geedy Lee\" provision as well! (YAY!

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I wish I wasn't out of beer

Manitou · October 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

\"Join us Pagans,we're the really FUN Religion\"

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

OOOOHHHH NO !!!! no soup for MEEEEE!

shredd · October 2006

What he meant to say was:
\"You are bad man! You are veddy baaaad man!!\"

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

WHO???......\"Me\".....????????????

Actually, I'm alot of fun!!!!!!
:twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

Now I wish I had some really good soup!.....

shredd · October 2006

Yuo're thinking of the Soup Nazi. This guy is Baboo, who thinks Jerry is \"bad man. Veddy baaad man!\" But everyone here thinks you are LOTS of fun!

You are granted good soup - but you have to share it with the two psycho fruits who stole Elaine's furniture from Kramer.

I wish I were Gene Simmons. :twisted:

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

\"What a lovely \"Armoire\"!....

Poof , your \"Jean Simmons\"...hollywood starlet of the 1940's!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001739/

I wish I was Paul Stanley's less g.a.y cousin

shredd · October 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

Poof , your \"Jean Simmons\"...hollywood starlet of the 1940's!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001739/

Awesome. Can I sleep with myself??

iliace · October 2006

\shredd\ wrote:

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

Poof , your \"Jean Simmons\"...hollywood starlet of the 1940's!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001739/

Awesome. Can I sleep with myself??

You're gonna have to!

Manitou · October 2006

Hey....you guy's are forgetting to make a wish!!!

System shutdown, format alignment , Re-engaging...

iliace...NO SOUP FOR YOOOOU!!

Cobaltblooz....tsk..tsk...tsk....veddy baaad man!!!

Shredd....OMG!! ....ummm Shredd's kinda busy right now.
Quickly shutting Shredd's BR door :shock:

Oh....I wish I were an Oscar Meyer.... :? noooo...wait..
I wish I were fishing...no wait...I wish I had a boat...no wait...a ship...
no wait...I wish I could make up my mind. :roll: :P

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

You're gonna have to!

cfsguitar · November 2006

\Manitou\ wrote:

Oh....I wish I were an Oscar Meyer.... :? noooo...wait..
I wish I were fishing...no wait...I wish I had a boat...no wait...a ship...
no wait...I wish I could make up my mind. :roll: :P

Granted You wish to watch rosie o donnell for 1 year., :shock: :shock: :shock:

I wish Scarlett Johansson would love me.

shredd · November 2006

Granted. But she's too depressed to sleep with you, 'cuz she's p/o'd that Elizabeth Hurley got me. :P
I wish life was easy/er). :?

Cobaltblooz · November 2006

Poof,,,,everything is so simple & easy your in a complete state of bliss.....of course your IQ is now 78 ....

I wish I had 30cal. mounted machine guns on my headlights for the next moron I encounter on the highway (doesn't everybody...)

WOGS858 · November 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

Poof,,,,everything is so simple & easy your in a complete state of bliss.....of course your IQ is now 78 ....

oh boy ...spilled my coffee

cfsguitar · May 2010

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

I wish I had 30cal. mounted machine guns on my headlights for the next moron I encounter on the highway (doesn't everybody...)

Granted except you have no bullets to shoot any moron with.

I wish I could get over my writer's block.

Quite a while to grant a wish huh?

Manitou · May 2010

\cfsguitar\ wrote:

I wish I could get over my writer's block.

Granted!
You dig, scrape and crawl over your writers block, and find your plateau.

I wish I could gouge out my minds eye sometimes. (don't ask...it was horrifying) :shock:

partch · May 2010

WOW how bout this old thread :shock: my wish is simple, well not really

I wish we the USA were not were we are as a country! I don't like were I see this country/world going! :shock: I'm starting to feel bad things coming. I'm a very optomistic person BUT I find it harder & harder with everything slipping away & what this World is coming to! The framework is there, the right people are there enjoy this memorial day remember the fallen & what they died for, what they stood for! I wonder how much longer we'll be able to say I thank God I'm an American were at least I know I'm \"free\"??

shredd · May 2010

Honestly...I'm w/Partch. I try to look for the upside of things - it's the only way to laugh in a world that makes you wanna cry sometimes. But these are really fearful times...mine disasters, plane crashes, terrorism, environmental disasters, pointless wars (and other problems) running our economy into the ground, it seems to go on n on.
It's times like these where I take comfort in positive things: like tomorrow. I'm one of the few Americans who knows the difference between Memorial Day and Veteran's Day, and tomorrow I'll be at the cemetery with the live veterans, honoring the ones who gave all. Knowing that there's Americans who have what it takes to have knowingly gone there through the generations makes me proud that there's some people like that left and allows me to take at least some pride in our nation and it's ideals...

cfsguitar · May 2010

\Manitou\ wrote:

I wish I could gouge out my minds eye sometimes. (don't ask...it was horrifying) :shock:

Granted but while gouging your minds eye out you gouge your real eyes out too.

\Partch\ wrote:

I wish we the USA were not where we are as a country!

granted we're now located right next to to Spain.

I wish I had my new guitar already

Tal Rules · May 2010

Towards the end of every generation, they all feel like they're the last..
Just means you're getting old..

partch · May 2010

\Tal Rules\ wrote:

Towards the end of every generation, they all feel like they're the last..
Just means you're getting old..

hope your right Tal! I would like to grow old & see my Kids grow up & have there own family's careers, Grandchildren 8)

Cobaltblooz · June 2010

Yup, things are much worse now than:
1) WWII
2) The Plague
3) The Spanish Inquisition (\"nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!\")
4) The Depression
5) The Roman Conquests
6) The Civil War
7) When they introduced \"New Coke\"
:roll:

Granted: your new guitar is here already, but there is a power outage due to pessimistic attitudes sucking the power grid dry (so your amp won't work)

I wish this last sentence of this post would end abrup.....

partch · June 2010

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

Yup, things are much worse now than:
1) WWII
2) The Plague
3) The Spanish Inquisition (\"nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!\")
4) The Depression
5) The Roman Conquests
6) The Civil War
7) When they introduced \"New Coke\"
:roll:

Granted: your new guitar is here already, but there is a power outage due to pessimistic attitudes sucking the power grid dry (so your amp won't work)

I wish this last sentence of this post would end abrup.....

granted but your revived from your Heart Attack. And come to Faith in Christ & basically turn into a modern day Apostle Paul 8)

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