CORRUPT WISHES

Manitou · September 2006

Would you like to enjoy another game?

If so...this is how this one works:

You must grant the persons wish that posted before you, but you have to screw it up in the end.
Then you must make a wish of your own for the next poster in line.

EXAMPLE:
[iliace]...I wish all noobs would post in the proper forum.

(next poster)
[shredd]...Granted...but they will always spell your name with two L's.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

(next poster)
[Manitou]...Granted...but she won't like Rush, and instead has a huge crush on Nick LaShea.
I wish I could work a three day workweek, every week.

(next poster)
[Tal]...Granted...but it is cleaning port-a-potties with a toothbrush.
I wish I had Alladin's Lamp.

and so on. Do you have the idea how this is played now?
Let's get started then...I'll go first.

I wish I had 7 finger's on my left hand.

P.G.Shadow · September 2006

Granted.....but there coming out of your butt cheek's
I wish I had 5 million dollars in US funds

HEY wait a minute....where did iliace's post go :shock: :?

shredd · September 2006

Fun!
Granted...but you get it a dollar a day for the next zillion years. :P
I wish Elizabeth Hurley adored me.

ACWild · September 2006

Granted...After she gets a sex change.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

Manitou · September 2006

Okidocki then...but you always fly so fast, you loose your super-hero outfit without realizing it.
So...just how super are you??

I wish I could be on the cover of Guitar Player magazine.

ACWild · September 2006

Granted... As the poster child of the World's Worst Guitarists issue.

I wish my clothes wouldn't fly off. :shock:

jat061 · September 2006

Granted, but you'll be playing a pink Daisy Rock guitar.

I wish I had a 1959 ES335.

Manitou · September 2006

Granted...you can show your friends your new addition to you charm bracelet.

I wish I could post faster. :?

ACWild · September 2006

Granted, but you'll post half as fast as everyone else.

I wish I could be a Playboy photographer.

shredd · September 2006

Granted...only you have to photograph the tires and beer ads.
I wish I could play like Alex Lifeson.

philflood · September 2006

Granted - Your permanent assignment \"Our Playmates - 50 years later\"

I wish my band would get a big record deal.

ACWild · September 2006

Granted... You'll play like Alex Lifeson when he was five years old.

I wish someone would let my frikkin' wishes not get vandalized!

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

granted...except all your wishes are now controlled by ME!

I was wishing Manitou would come back to the boards

thehootman · September 2006

Granted, he'll come back - BRAINWASHED by the evil Doctor No

I wish the weather wasnt so bloody hot

Manitou · September 2006

Granted....Hootman will be hugging you for warmth everynight now in your dreams for a week.

I wish I knew what women really wanted. :?

ACWild · September 2006

Granted... They want whatever you don't have.

I wish Hootman would stop hugging me.

Manitou · September 2006

Granted...in only 6 more days and 23 and 1/2 hours to go.

I wish I knew what possessed me to start this stupid thread? :evil: :? :P :oops: :shock:

:arrow:

shredd · September 2006

Granted -too much time staring at your avatar. (got her number, by the way??)
I wish I had what women DO want!!! :roll:

Manitou · September 2006

Granted....you now have what women want...and you are haunted by the knowledge that it is NEVER enough.

Speaking of knowledge....I wish I had infinite wisdom. 8)

(P.S. her number is 1-800-BABE)

WOGS858 · September 2006

GRANTED you'll impess your boss soo much he'll feel threatend? and will fire you out of envy.

I wish my wife would get in shape

ps what up gary

P.G.Shadow · September 2006

Granted..... she's a triangle
I wish I could make 50,000 dollars a day

shredd · September 2006

Granted...but you live in Norway and the tax rate is 94%.
I wish I was irresistable to women. 8)

P.G.Shadow · September 2006

Granted....but your only irresistable to women with 3 teeth.

I wish I had a bigger home studio

WOGS858 · September 2006

Granted but you've gone deaf

I wish I had a nice voice

Manitou · September 2006

\WOGS858\ wrote:

I wish I had a nice voice

Granted. In a world where there can be only one: You take over as the new Movie Trailer Announcer Guy.
Like a One Man Army.
Nowhere to run.
Nowhere to hide.
And no way out.
One Man....One Voice.....\"The Man With The Golden Voice\"
.......coming to Theaters near you...Oct. 7th.

I wish I could have a Chimp for a pet.

thehootman · September 2006

Granted - but it gives you diseases

I wish i had eternal happiness

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Granted, but it only can be achieved in a catatonic state

I wish all religions were wiped from the face of the earth :shock:

partch · September 2006

Granted- But you find yourself in a Barbarian, uncivilized society without your guitar only being able to grunt the major scale.

I wish the World would see there need for Jesus

WOGS858 · September 2006

Granted but because of pride and selfishness they still wouldn't turn and aknoledge him.

I wish we had a gnx summit where we could all meet face to face

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Granted, except we all quickly realise our collective major scale grunting gets really old, really fast

I wish the Easter Bunny & Tooth Fairy were REAL

Dobb · September 2006

Yeah..But imagine what a dude named bunny and a confessed fairy will do to your sphi**** while your sleeping.

I wish I could relive high school so I could try WAY harder at sports

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