Poof, your an \"easy mark for every con-man on the planet\"....as well as \"shady ladies\"....
I wish I could FLY (suprised this hasn't come up yet...)....without crashing,...... or \"veering into Rosie Odonnell's ....\"V\".......or trailing behind some flatulence spewing vehicle that YOU guys envision\"
Granted. BUT... ...your Alter-Ego takes full credit for your actions, becoming stronger and more likeable than the \"real\" you...and completely takes over your life.
I wish I knew which wishes will come true, and not have to live with irony or regrets. :?
Granted now he is unpopular and gets hit with rotten tomatoes but the real you becomes the most popular person on earth and gets stalked by Rosie O' Donnell. :shock:
Granted. Except now your partner is Ravi Shankar and you sit around smoking the dung of your elders.
I wish MY alter ego WAS popular. My real one sure ain't!!! :?
Granted.
With the increase in Supply & Demand...Pizza prices drop drastically. Red Baron and DiGiorno go into a Pizza Price War. Pizza rises... to the top of the Bachelor Food Chain..over Ramen Soups and Mac & Cheese.
You find out unfortunately...you've reached an age where things like Pizza gives you heartburn..so you can no longer enjoy eatting them. :P
I wish there were as many or more female Rockers who can shred...so I could enjoy going to Live Concerts again. :?
I wish I hadnt thrown my two good picks into the crowd last night...
Granted....you throw out the most damaged ...road worrn pics EVER....and it lacerates some poor girls eye....you get sued and pay-out 10,000,000.00 in damages
I wish manitou would give a prize to the winner of this game
Granted.
The winner of this game will recieve a beautiful brand new CAR !! :shock:
I still wish I understood half of what I know...and now I'm also due a second wish. I wish I didn't believe everything I see.
The winner of this game will be determined by a special board of bored employees of Digitech, in an unpartial manner, only if no end results will be determined by the author, or no banning of posts, editing, or disqualifing of any content therein. The CAR will be a matchbox series, authenticated by the author and distributed to the winner with a S/H charge due upon delivery made payable to the author and a undetermined allowance for contingencies, and/or legal fees.
Granted...now you understand everything that you know but...are unable to do anything about it since now you are mute and disabled(Sorry bud this is all I could think of) :roll:
I wish I could afford the sipping and handling / LEGAL FEES for winning that matchbox car :shock:
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I wish I had an EASY button.
Poof, your an \"easy mark for every con-man on the planet\"....as well as \"shady ladies\"....
I wish I could FLY (suprised this hasn't come up yet...)....without crashing,...... or \"veering into Rosie Odonnell's ....\"V\".......or trailing behind some flatulence spewing vehicle that YOU guys envision\"
I wish to have a wish that doesnt become corrupted
I wish I never wished on this cursed \"Monkey's Paw\"....
I wish I knew which wishes will come true, and not have to live with irony or regrets. :?
I wish I could be the best shred guitar player ever. :twisted:
I wish my alter ego wasn't such a popular schmuck!
I wish I had a 9 string guitar with 36 frets.
I wish MY alter ego WAS popular. My real one sure ain't!!! :?
Its a lute - have a look at the middle ages - renaissance period.
Consider it granted..... but SHE is so popular that he takes over the world, and you are forever cross-dressing!
Granted, but then he kills you in your sleep so there's less competion to be you
I wish I NEVER asked that sexy Genie from the bottle for \"a little head\"...
Granted but instead you asked to be the smallest person in the world.
I wish I could play on stage with Rush. :twisted:
There is a slight glitch in the Transfibugronifier filter and your wish request comes out as \"Rusha\" a cover band in the Ukraine. :?
I wish whenever guitar3456 and his Super Series gets done with Jennifer Batten ...he sends her to visit us over here at DT. :P
...oh U betcha...doncha know by golly geeez eh!
I wish that everybody liked Pizza as much as I do !!
With the increase in Supply & Demand...Pizza prices drop drastically. Red Baron and DiGiorno go into a Pizza Price War. Pizza rises...
You find out unfortunately...you've reached an age where things like Pizza gives you heartburn..so you can no longer enjoy eatting them.
I wish there were as many or more female Rockers who can shred...so I could enjoy going to Live Concerts again. :?
:shock: :shock:
I wish I didn't have menere's desease :x
I wish these Rosie Odonnel size Rock Star Chix would go on a diet
I wish I had a woman I want chase ME sometime. :?
I wish I hadnt thrown my two good picks into the crowd last night...
I wish Base Ball season was over,so the sports guy can cut right to the Hockey highlites. GAME ON!
Granted....you throw out the most damaged ...road worrn pics EVER....and it lacerates some poor girls eye....you get sued and pay-out 10,000,000.00 in damages
I wish I had a Pony
I wish I understood half of what I know. :?
I wish manitou would give a prize to the winner of this game
Speciality....falsetto notes. :P :?
Granted.
The winner of this game will recieve a beautiful brand new CAR !! :shock:
I still wish I understood half of what I know...and now I'm also due a second wish. I wish I didn't believe everything I see.
The winner of this game will be determined by a special board of bored employees of Digitech, in an unpartial manner, only if no end results will be determined by the author, or no banning of posts, editing, or disqualifing of any content therein. The CAR will be a matchbox series, authenticated by the author and distributed to the winner with a S/H charge due upon delivery made payable to the author and a undetermined allowance for contingencies, and/or legal fees.
I wish I could afford the sipping and handling / LEGAL FEES for winning that matchbox car :shock: