CORRUPT WISHES

P.G.Shadow · September 2006

Granted..The words \"Turn it down\" are now replaced with,\"solo\", solo we can't here you.

I wish I had an EASY button.

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

I wish I had an EASY button

Poof, your an \"easy mark for every con-man on the planet\"....as well as \"shady ladies\"....

I wish I could FLY (suprised this hasn't come up yet...)....without crashing,...... or \"veering into Rosie Odonnell's ....\"V\".......or trailing behind some flatulence spewing vehicle that YOU guys envision\"

thehootman · September 2006

Granted - you fly so well, in fact, that you escape the pull of gravity on Earth and go into orbit!!

I wish to have a wish that doesnt become corrupted

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Granted, singers are now not as stupid/lazy.....BUT! all your OTHER corrupted wishes come true literally :shock:

I wish I never wished on this cursed \"Monkey's Paw\"....

Manitou · September 2006

Granted. BUT...

...your Alter-Ego takes full credit for your actions, becoming stronger and more likeable than the \"real\" you...and completely takes over your life.

I wish I knew which wishes will come true, and not have to live with irony or regrets. :?

cfsguitar · September 2006

Granted all your wishes come true but since you don't want to feel regret you can now no longer feel anything and can't enjoy your wishes.

I wish I could be the best shred guitar player ever. :twisted:

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Poof! your it!....but the whole world shuns shred Guitar in favor of the newest musical trend....\"Lithiuanian Folk Dance Music\"

I wish my alter ego wasn't such a popular schmuck!

cfsguitar · October 2006

Granted now he is unpopular and gets hit with rotten tomatoes but the real you becomes the most popular person on earth and gets stalked by Rosie O' Donnell. :shock:

I wish I had a 9 string guitar with 36 frets.

shredd · October 2006

Granted. Except now your partner is Ravi Shankar and you sit around smoking the dung of your elders.
I wish MY alter ego WAS popular. My real one sure ain't!!! :?

thehootman · October 2006

\cfsguitar\ wrote:

I wish I had a 9 string guitar with 36 frets.

Its a lute - have a look at the middle ages - renaissance period.

\shredd\ wrote:

I wish MY alter ego was popular. My real one sure ain't!!!

Consider it granted..... but SHE is so popular that he takes over the world, and you are forever cross-dressing!

shredd · October 2006

\thehootman\ wrote:

\shredd\ wrote:

I wish MY alter ego was popular. My real one sure ain't!!!

Consider it granted..... but SHE is so popular that he takes over the world, and you are forever cross-dressing!

Ew. :shock:

thehootman · October 2006

Think Dame Edna/Barry Humphrey

shredd · October 2006

\thehootman\ wrote:

Think Dame Edna/Barry Humphrey

EW. I'd rather think Marisa Miller. :twisted:

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

I wish MY alter ego was popular

Granted, but then he kills you in your sleep so there's less competion to be you

I wish I NEVER asked that sexy Genie from the bottle for \"a little head\"...

cfsguitar · October 2006

^AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Granted but instead you asked to be the smallest person in the world.

I wish I could play on stage with Rush. :twisted:

Manitou · October 2006

Granted.
There is a slight glitch in the Transfibugronifier filter and your wish request comes out as \"Rusha\" a cover band in the Ukraine. :?

I wish whenever guitar3456 and his Super Series gets done with Jennifer Batten ...he sends her to visit us over here at DT. :P

...oh U betcha...doncha know by golly geeez eh!

groovy · October 2006

Granted, but then you find that Jennifer Batten aint the type of SUPERMODEL you were expecting.

I wish that everybody liked Pizza as much as I do !!

Manitou · October 2006

Granted.
With the increase in Supply & Demand...Pizza prices drop drastically. Red Baron and DiGiorno go into a Pizza Price War. Pizza rises...

to the top of the Bachelor Food Chain..over Ramen Soups and Mac & Cheese.
You find out unfortunately...you've reached an age where things like Pizza gives you heartburn..so you can no longer enjoy eatting them.

:P

I wish there were as many or more female Rockers who can shred...so I could enjoy going to Live Concerts again. :?

WOGS858 · October 2006

Granted ...Only They are all 350 pounds and up . The thing is that they all love to wear skimpy clothes.
:shock: :shock:

I wish I didn't have menere's desease :x

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

Granted, but the medication makes you narcoleptic, so you fall asleep as soon as you have any fun.....

I wish these Rosie Odonnel size Rock Star Chix would go on a diet

shredd · October 2006

Granted. But now the Marylin Manson look takes over.

I wish I had a woman I want chase ME sometime. :?

thehootman · October 2006

Granted - she chases you with a very large knife.

I wish I hadnt thrown my two good picks into the crowd last night...

P.G.Shadow · October 2006

Granted....instead you throw your bass player into the crowd, and he thanks you, cause it's the most action he's seen in mths.

I wish Base Ball season was over,so the sports guy can cut right to the Hockey highlites. GAME ON!

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

I wish I hadnt thrown my two good picks into the crowd last night...

Granted....you throw out the most damaged ...road worrn pics EVER....and it lacerates some poor girls eye....you get sued and pay-out 10,000,000.00 in damages

I wish I had a Pony

Manitou · October 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

I wish I had a Pony

Granted...and he is a porno Pony.

I wish I understood half of what I know. :?

Cobaltblooz · October 2006

:?: uumm....What's a \"porno pony\"?

WOGS858 · October 2006

Granted your new 'mattel' brand pony should arrive any day.

I wish manitou would give a prize to the winner of this game

Manitou · October 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

:?: uumm....What's a \"porno pony\"?

...a singing instructor.
Speciality....falsetto notes. :P :?

Manitou · October 2006

\WOGS858\ wrote:

I wish manitou would give a prize to the winner of this game

Granted.
The winner of this game will recieve a beautiful brand new CAR !! :shock:

I still wish I understood half of what I know...and now I'm also due a second wish. I wish I didn't believe everything I see.

The winner of this game will be determined by a special board of bored employees of Digitech, in an unpartial manner, only if no end results will be determined by the author, or no banning of posts, editing, or disqualifing of any content therein. The CAR will be a matchbox series, authenticated by the author and distributed to the winner with a S/H charge due upon delivery made payable to the author and a undetermined allowance for contingencies, and/or legal fees.

WOGS858 · October 2006

Granted...now you understand everything that you know but...are unable to do anything about it since now you are mute and disabled(Sorry bud this is all I could think of) :roll:

I wish I could afford the sipping and handling / LEGAL FEES for winning that matchbox car :shock:

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