Granted. All the Nursing Homes love them. Alex always wonders off though if you don't keep an eye on him. Eddie still likes hittin' on the babes...but can no longer remember the difference between an F# and a Gb. David goes 'cuz he loves the jello they serve. Michael is still working on being reformed...but there is still hope.
Granted, but instead of a beautiful actress, she takes her mask off and it's Rosie O'Donell, and instead of leaving you, she stays forever :shock: :shock: :shock:
I wish the \"chef\" in our cafeteria wasn't such a little weasel!
Granted...except now he SERVES weasel. :shock:
I wish Cobalt's supermodel/actress/singer/celebrity wife would leave him to have a torrid tabloid affair with me. :twisted:
POOF!, they are yours.....but in your dreams youve been \"Drawn & Quartered\"
I wish I could get that mental picture of Rosie Odonnell's \"Thong Floss\" out of my head from a previous wish! (you HAD to bring her into it AGAIN!!!)
Granted - but now Rosie's in the tabloids taking credit for your new look and claiming her undying love for you :shock:
I wish I was adored by women far and wide. :?
Granted - except now she insists on hiring a maid, so you never do the dishes and your paycheck is gone as soon as you bring it home.
I wish I didn't sing like a strangling cat. :oops:
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BAM!! now kick drums sound the same weather out of a $500 shure or radio shack special--They all sound like a good trash can lid
I wish I had enough cash to relieve the gas I have right now :shock:
your gear can be bought in Mexico.
I wish the original Van Halen would reform
and make great music again. 8)
I wish could see into the future.
I wish digitech would make a rackmount gnx4 and a gnx4 plugin...
Granted...but the plugin only plugs into your hoohaa
I wish Eddie Van Halen would breakdown and buy some \"Polygrip\"
Granted but instead of being poligrip it turns out to be ben gay
I wish I had practice times even half as productive as his
Granted...except the cost is: cigarrettes & tongue cancer, alcohlism, and your beautiful actress wife leaves you in a messy public divorce.
I wish I HAD a beautiful actress wife so she could leave me (uh-oh, now I'm stepping into Shred's territory :shock: )
I wish the \"chef\" in our cafeteria wasn't such a little weasel!
I wish Cobalt's supermodel/actress/singer/celebrity wife would leave him to have a torrid tabloid affair with me. :twisted:
I wish I had all of the guitars of my dreams. 8)
I wish I could get that mental picture of Rosie Odonnell's \"Thong Floss\" out of my head from a previous wish! (you HAD to bring her into it AGAIN!!!)
:(HA, HA....Shreds into Rosie Odonnell! :shock: )
I wish I was a porn star...(No..Not an all male one either)
I wish Ashley Judd was my personal groomer.
I wish I was Ashley Judd's \"dress shield\" (....not the greatest thing in the world....but right next to it!)
I wish I won the lottery $$$$$$$
\"hhmfmm grrrumpf, ggrgll mmrrfm mmfm mnfgrglm\"....
Granted, but its the \"Turkish Lottery\"... 47,000,000.00 lira = $23.52
I wish I could get my flat mishapened Rosie Odonnell squashed head back to normal! :shock:
I wish I was adored by women far and wide. :?
I wish people would STOP with the cell phone converstions in public (the rest of us don't care about your pathetic little existence....)
I wish I knew how to send the signal for \" bring home some eggs & milk\"
I wish my pop-up blocker actually blocked pop-ups :x
I wish I had more money to spend on a guitar
I wish they would remove those stupid obtrusive logo watermarks that TV stations put at the bottom right of the screen!!!! :evil:
I wish my employers appreciated me. :roll:
I wish that vocalists werent so lazy/late/dumb
Sorry, YOUR wish is impossible!
Granted- But now he can't sing, he is a guitar player now
I wish my wife would give me BJ's on other day's except pay day and my turn to do dishes and laundry day
I wish I didn't sing like a strangling cat. :oops:
Granted, now you sing like William Hung
I wish the words \"Turn it down\" were wiped from the language