CORRUPT WISHES

WOGS858 · September 2006

Granted but the handyman patches all the holes that you've been looking thru.

I wish I had you're guitar

P.G.Shadow · September 2006

Granted...turns out to be a 1970's Sear's Silvertone with the action so high you could limbo under the strings. Also doubles as a canoe paddle.

I wish I had philflood's guitar's...click link below, and scroll down :shock:
http://www.guitarworkstation.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=135
SWEEEEEEEEET

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

\thehootman\ wrote:

Granted - so you can feel every vertebrae of your spine being ripped from your body by a pack of wolves and your eyes being stabbed by the jaws of a croc who also finds you a good treat, and with the croc and the wolves fighting for you, your torso being torn in two. :shock:

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Manitou · September 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

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As graphic as this was...(you were FINALLY a great SHREDDER ) :shock:
what is maybe more disturbing...is I LMAO. I don't know why?

I may have a warped sense of humor, or I am merely immature. You be the judge. :P

Manitou · September 2006

\P.G.Shadow\ wrote:

I wish I had philflood's guitar's...SWEEEEEEEEET

Granted.
But you find out they are all a collection of minitures.
See example :arrow: Here

I wish I could appear invisable anytime I want.

WOGS858 · September 2006

\Manitou\ wrote:

As graphic as this was...(you were FINALLY a great SHREDDER ) : :P

Oh man tooo funny

iliace · September 2006

\Manitou\ wrote:

I wish I could appear invisable anytime I want.

Granted... you have to put on vanishing cream each time you wish to achieve the effect.

I wish I had some more floss.

WOGS858 · September 2006

Granted but it turns out to be rosie odonnell's Thong

Iwish I had tals guitar collection

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Granted but it turns out to be rosie odonnell's Thong

OMFG!!!!!.....you guys are just FOUL!

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

POOF! done, but now you live with TAL, forever (you knew he couldn't be seperated from his L5, didn't you) and he has an enormous penchant for eating BEANS!

I wish I had a map of the Earth.....actual size (\"Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile\")

hodge · September 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

I wish I had a map of the Earth.....actual size (\"Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile\")

KAHWHAAAAAAK.......Granted...but you must carry it in your back pocket...folding instructions are included.

Wish I could be excellent at one style of playing, instead of so mediocre at several..

P.G.Shadow · September 2006

Granted.....your now the Steve Via of the polka scene. way 8)

I wish Pamala Anderson was my house maid

cfsguitar · September 2006

Granted...but when used the only thing that ceases
to exist is you.

I wish i could shred at 2000nps like
John Petrucci :twisted:

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Granted...but when used the only thing that ceases
to exist is you.
(Boy I can not throw you guys off!

)

I wish i could shred at 2000nps like
John Petrucci

POOF! it is done....you can shred lettuce faster than any human being and have a long fruitful career at Burger King

I wish I had a pair of real X-Ray specs

insideout · September 2006

Granted - unfortunately they're backwords, and everyone else can see your cones and rods :shock:

I wish morons would stop writing computer virus's

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Granted....but now only geniuses are writing viruses

I wish I had telekinesis

thehootman · September 2006

Granted - but in your dreams you accidentally move your bed somewhere else.... and you fall down and break yourself

I wish for myself to do well in my upcoming exams

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

and you fall down and break yourself

Sheesh, I'm starting to think the Hootman wants me hurt :x

You do so well on your exams that the Administration is convinced you cheated and throws you out of school

I wish I didn't have arthritis

cfsguitar · September 2006

Granted, but to get rid of the arthritis they had to chop off your
hands.

I wish they would start making Behringer KX1200 again.

WOGS858 · September 2006

Granted but they start making them in china out of junk materials and start selling them on ebay for $6.73

I wish tal would stop eating beans(thanx cobalt) :shock: Whew-do you smell that

Manitou · September 2006

Granted.
Now he eats Beer and Chili.

Sorry this is \"backfiring.\"

Be careful what you wish for.

I guess the best offense is a great defense.....so FIRE BACK. :P

I wish I could be a Hollywood Star and do Action Movies. 8)

thehootman · September 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

and you fall down and break yourself

Sheesh, I'm starting to think the Hootman wants me hurt :x

No dont worry, i'm too far away to get you :twisted:

\Manitou\ wrote:

I wish I could be a movie star and do Action movies

Granted - except you become paranoid and worry about yourself. You lock yourself indoors and become anorexic, and make sex tapes that accidentally get released.

I wish I could create a controlled nuclear fusion reaction

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

\"No dont worry, i'm too far away to get you\"

I will be in Sydney on Tuesday....AND I will buy you a BEER!...(or 12....I'm just getting home from a gig , and feel no pain at this point.....just none of that horrid \"Fosters\"...I prefer \"Cooper's\")

\"I wish I could create a controlled nuclear fusion reaction\"

Except, just as in Spiderman 2...it controls YOU

I wish the rest of the world could hoist a Maker's Mark bourbon to you all (as I am now!).....HOIST!!!!!

thehootman · September 2006

Except that when they do, they use up the world's supply of it

I wish that planes could fly faster

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

Except that when they do, they use up the world's supply of it

NOW THATS just sadisticly CRUEL!

wish that planes could fly faster

Poof!, they do....but only to make an emergency Whisky delivery to New Jersey...

I wish \"Evil Dead 4\" was in theatres already

thehootman · September 2006

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

I will be in Sydney on Tuesday....AND I will buy you a BEER!...(or 12....I'm just getting home from a gig , and feel no pain at this point.....just none of that horrid \"Fosters\"...I prefer \"Cooper's\")

Thanks for the offer, but i'm gonna be busy on tuesday.
How long are you going to be in Sydney?

\Cobaltblooz\ wrote:

I wish \"Evil Dead 4\" was in theatres already

Consider it done. But in the rush they accidentally release the version that is overdubbed in Chinese.

I wish software was, overall, cheaper.

Cobaltblooz · September 2006

overdubbed in Chinese.

:shock:

cfsguitar · September 2006

Granted Software is cheaper but is now poorly made
and only works for 5 min.

I wish my guitar could restring itself.

thehootman · September 2006

Done - but it always seems to use Zakk Wylde Boomer - 17 - 72's.

I wish kick drums werent so hard to get a good sound out of without a specialised mic

WOGS858 · September 2006

GRANTED but it strings itself with kite string

I wish I had a MOIST new axe

DOH--hootman beat me

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