Granted....except you still grow up to be Al Bundy's assistant in a shoe store
I wish all humankind would realize all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration …
that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves
Granted.....except as with all Vibrators, they eventually loose their appeal from over endulgence. Then as the dream becomes clouded by over-stimulation, the life becomes numb and without purpose...save to merely exist. Thus a new society emerges as a Race of Comatose Zombies of the over-stimulated Utopia Vibratia Climatica. This enevitability exists through natural vibrations like a never-ending cycle...where suicide is not even an option, and death comes only to those that can imagine beyond the Realm of Desolance and Stimuli and awaken to sweet death...but to only be born once again. The cycle of vibrant life once again continues tormenting endlessly through the reverberations of time.
This of course is the condensed version of an endless reverberating dream, only WE SET THE CYCLE RATE.... \"THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR COMPUTER. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST THE PICTURE, WE ARE NOW CONTROLLING THE TRANSMISSION.
WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL AND VERTICAL. WE CAN DELUGE YOU WITH A THOUSAND BYTES OR
EXPAND ONE SINGLE IMAGE TO CRYSTAL CLARITY. WE CAN SHAPE YOUR VISION TO ANYTHING OUR
IMAGINATION CAN CONCEIVE. WE WILL CONTROL ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR.\"
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE AWE AND MYSTERY WHICH
REACHES >FROM THE DEEPEST INNER MIND TO THE WORLD OF \"UTOPIA VIBRATIA CLIMATICA.\"
I wish I understood why Rapper's feel the need to spell things wrong, and consider Gryde Skool Rhyme as clever. kno wot ahme sayin'? :P
Granted, Manitou learns rappers never made it past 3rd grade, and stole the concept from bands like \"Slade\" and early punk rockers for its \"rebellion \"value.....
I wissh I cood speel & typ beter
(And....nice way to incorporate a sexual reference AND the \"Outer Limits\" in your reply! )
Granted, you have a perpetual tank full of FLATULENCE
I wish to build a wall around Iran-a mile high and a 1/2 mile thick....impenetrable....nothing gets in or out, to protect them from the American Infidels......then fill it with water!...........
Granted twice... but then one morning a strange bubbling noise emerges from the wall... and a single rocket pierces the surface of the water, arcing out into the sky, on its way to the USA...
I wish everybody would get over and stop believing politicians bulldust about the middle east.
Granted, but then we started really believing the Iranian President's speeches about \"there was no Holocaust\"....and he \"welcomes the coming apocolypse\"...so we give it to him....72 UGLY virgins, one at a time
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.....I'd like to buy the world a Coke....
Granted.
It's been upgraded to a Limited Edition Les Paul Air Deluxe Bill & Ted Signiture model.
You can even smash up the stage with it...and fling your body into the imaginary Audience.
I wish I could choose what I like more...Blondes or Redheads. :?
Granted.
But now someone points out her Adam's apple to you, and yet you still want her, as you feel this is actually a plus in your favor.
You think you have issues. I am happy with my new Baby Elephant trunk transplant. But I wish it wouldn't always embarrass me in public, like at Buffet's and Smogasborg's, by always breaking out of my nose and stuffing food up my mouth.
Granted - so you can feel every vertebrae of your spine being ripped from your body by a pack of wolves and your eyes being stabbed by the jaws of a croc who also finds you a good treat, and with the croc and the wolves fighting for you, your torso being torn in two. :shock:
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I wish all humankind would realize all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration …
that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves
This of course is the condensed version of an endless reverberating dream, only WE SET THE CYCLE RATE.... \"THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR COMPUTER. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST THE PICTURE, WE ARE NOW CONTROLLING THE TRANSMISSION.
WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL AND VERTICAL. WE CAN DELUGE YOU WITH A THOUSAND BYTES OR
EXPAND ONE SINGLE IMAGE TO CRYSTAL CLARITY. WE CAN SHAPE YOUR VISION TO ANYTHING OUR
IMAGINATION CAN CONCEIVE. WE WILL CONTROL ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR.\"
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE AWE AND MYSTERY WHICH
REACHES >FROM THE DEEPEST INNER MIND TO THE WORLD OF \"UTOPIA VIBRATIA CLIMATICA.\"
I wish I understood why Rapper's feel the need to spell things wrong, and consider Gryde Skool Rhyme as clever. kno wot ahme sayin'? :P
I wissh I cood speel & typ beter
(And....nice way to incorporate a sexual reference AND the \"Outer Limits\" in your reply!
I wish my car always has a full tank of gas.
(manitou..nice one, WE DON'T MAKE THE WORLD YOU SEE, WE MAKE IT BETTER..3M)
I wish to build a wall around Iran-a mile high and a 1/2 mile thick....impenetrable....nothing gets in or out, to protect them from the American Infidels......then fill it with water!...........
Me too.
I wish everybody would get over and stop believing politicians bulldust about the middle east.
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.....I'd like to buy the world a Coke....
(Hmmm...Can't think of anything to wish for...I've got an L5)...
Oh well...I wish I could go to Colorado Springs and have my L5 set up by Johnny Smith and then signed by him on the sticker... 8)
I wish I had enough money to buy my perfect rig. :P
I wish my kids would mind me
I wish I could get that FLATULENCE out of my gas tank
Granted but now it fills the car and the windows won't roll down :shock:
I wish tal would give me his blueshawk
You soon will recieve an old tomahawk with a split handle held together by blue duct tape via FedEx....and billed $18.00 for the S/H.
I wish there would be a return to Scratch & Sniff ads.
I wish I had 3 more wishes
HOLY \"S\"....you made me choke on my coffee!!!
Shadow said
I wish I had three more wishes
Granted but because of short term memory loss you forget about them
I wish I had a new tube amp with a set of eventide effect to go with it
I wish my Les Paul wasn't so HEAVY!
It's been upgraded to a Limited Edition Les Paul Air Deluxe Bill & Ted Signiture model.
You can even smash up the stage with it...and fling your body into the imaginary Audience.
I wish I could choose what I like more...Blondes or Redheads. :?
I wish I could lose this pain in my back.
I wish the state of Delaware would finish paving the 11 mile pot-hole I have to drive over every day
OMFG ! Priceless!
Granted, except they pave it with cream cheese
I wish I had a watermelon
I wish I could see that.
I wish that hottie at the 206 Deli still worked there :shock:
But now someone points out her Adam's apple to you, and yet you still want her, as you feel this is actually a plus in your favor.
You think you have issues. I am happy with my new Baby Elephant trunk transplant. But I wish it wouldn't always embarrass me in public, like at Buffet's and Smogasborg's, by always breaking out of my nose and stuffing food up my mouth.
I wish the babe in 'tou's avatar adored me.
I wish to attain total conciousness right before my death
I wish I could see thru walls.