Shredd's naked man avvy is how I feel myself right now.
It's Hunting season up here in the North...and I'm naked most of the time. Everything is beneath me on the \"food chain\" and I find myself
hiding in the bushes, or climbing trees in the early morning. It was full-moon last night. All I remember is rolling in the dirt. Everything after that was
too instinctual to separate into normal thought patterns.
Whitetail Bow Hunting opens here Monday Oct. 1st.
regards...Bucknuts Gare
It's a little more wild here than you might realize. We have Elk and Moose...and I see Black Bear quite often, as well as an occasional Bobcat and Wolf. Coyote everywhere...within 12 yards of me most times I'm hunting.
I do know what your area is like though...and it is beautiful!! But...really...it's not so shabby here either. King Salmon will be jumping our stream dams soon too...and that is always a sight to see.
I've hunted the Rockies, Sierra Nevadas, and Trinity Mountains a lot. I haven't actually hunted in the Jackson area, but I did camp in those mountains near you twice in the past. (Yellowstone and Teton's)..maybe a dozen times in Glacier Park.
But you do have the Elk and Antelope. I spot an occasional Bull Elk right off Hwy 80 near Rock Springs from time to time.
I'm not just Bow hunting Whitetail. I'll be taking some Ruffed Grouse, and Wild Turkey's too.
Here in Jax, we have animals instead of wimmin. :roll:
Today I was walking their dog and walked through a herd of elk, musta been 250-300 of 'em. (My bosses' spread is protected by land trust, so no hunting - hence the animals are pretty comfortable with the occasional human or dog...). And last week this 900-pound bull moose that's been hanging around my house tore down my internet dish...musta thought it was a low branch, or maybe another moose horning in on his moose chick. The thing was DESTROYED. :shock:
Maybe was using it to rub his antlers. All that M-E-A-T...has me excited.
I'm ready. I count the days from when the hunting season is over, until the next year.
I'm feeling my Predator instincts getting strong right now...and I'm in the woods everyday.
The full moon is pulling on those hairs on my back and making my adrenalin glands throb.
I feel like pouncing and ripping and tearing at meat.
I guess I may seem strange to most people...but I'm in good company. Where I live...it's normal this time of the year, to see guys like me walking around dressed in camo, with our faces painted, large knives strapped to our thigh, and communicating with grunts and gestures. People just DO NOT give us direct eye contact...especially for more than a brief glance....or you could end up as part of a bait pile. Everybody knows that.
I'll be somewhere out in this area. You will not find me...even if you are 5 feet away.
A Bow Hunter up here learns from an early age to revert back to their Primitive self. You have to, to get close to animals. I have been many times only mere yards away from Bear, Deer, Coyote, Turkey, Partridge...you name it. Many times I am sitting on the ground, and bugs are all over me...and I am motionless. I am a tree stump. I even smell like a tree stump. I've had small birds land on me and start pecking at my head for grubs. I've had chipmunks run up and down me. One time I had a bird fly right for my face, and I moved out of reflex just at the last moment, and it's wings brushed my face. I swear...had I just opened my mouth, I could have ate him bones and all.
You have to increase your senses. A man has 5 million scent receptors and can smell stuff up to 10 feet away...and hear things at 50 yards and take several minutes to detect the direction.
A dog has 200 million scent receptors, and will smell stuff up to 1/4 mile away, and hear something over 200 yards off and detect the direction in .06 seconds.
Deer rank among the sharpest in eyesight and sense of smell in the wild. You gotta respect the Hunter who can get to within feet of a Deer, and that animal has no clue you are there.
The hunting laws are so ridiculous in Australia that it you end up being boycotted from society if you hunt things. Seriously, the stupid general public hates guns. It is a pity, because we have a really bad feral animal problem here (cats, rabbits, foxes etc) and the only real way to get rid of em is to shoot em. As much as I'd like to, the laws make it too hard.
I think we owe 'blooz a debt that he's esatblished that all of NJ isn't like Newark.
So. Any fine women available for export, that'd wanna live in the lovely Rocky Mtns? 8)
I think we owe 'blooz a debt that he's esatblished that all of NJ isn't like Newark.
So. Any fine women available for export, that'd wanna live in the lovely Rocky Mtns? 8)
Ummm,....NO!
It's pretty where AC lives too, 90% of the state is forest...it's just flying into the hell hole that is Newark airport leaves an ummm, \"lasting impression\"
Ummm,....NO!
It's pretty where AC lives too, 90% of the state is forest...it's just flying into the hell hole that is Newark airport leaves an ummm, \"lasting impression\"
I've heard NJ is nicer than it appears. Guess you gotta pick your spots. Newark is a bad representation of hell on earth, let alone a part of the USA. The airport is like a bus station for planes. :shock:
So...what. No women there? Or none for export? Or is there a catch-and-release policy, like where I live? :?
PS where the heII is AC? Haven't heard a peep out of him in months! :?:
:shock: :? ...chuckle...cof...snif...snicker...hehehe...ahem... :?
ohhh...snif...tears...heheheh...yer killin' me man. heheheh...cof-cof...snif
hehehehe...deep breath....ohhhh mannnnn. cof. clearing throat. heheheh.
...carbon dioxide must have an effect upon perception.
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Shredd's naked man avvy is how I feel myself right now.
It's Hunting season up here in the North...and I'm naked most of the time. Everything is beneath me on the \"food chain\" and I find myself
hiding in the bushes, or climbing trees in the early morning. It was full-moon last night. All I remember is rolling in the dirt. Everything after that was
too instinctual to separate into normal thought patterns.
Whitetail Bow Hunting opens here Monday Oct. 1st.
regards...Bucknuts Gare
It's a little more wild here than you might realize. We have Elk and Moose...and I see Black Bear quite often, as well as an occasional Bobcat and Wolf. Coyote everywhere...within 12 yards of me most times I'm hunting.
I do know what your area is like though...and it is beautiful!! But...really...it's not so shabby here either. King Salmon will be jumping our stream dams soon too...and that is always a sight to see.
I've hunted the Rockies, Sierra Nevadas, and Trinity Mountains a lot. I haven't actually hunted in the Jackson area, but I did camp in those mountains near you twice in the past. (Yellowstone and Teton's)..maybe a dozen times in Glacier Park.
But you do have the Elk and Antelope. I spot an occasional Bull Elk right off Hwy 80 near Rock Springs from time to time.
I'm not just Bow hunting Whitetail. I'll be taking some Ruffed Grouse, and Wild Turkey's too.
Today I was walking their dog and walked through a herd of elk, musta been 250-300 of 'em. (My bosses' spread is protected by land trust, so no hunting - hence the animals are pretty comfortable with the occasional human or dog...). And last week this 900-pound bull moose that's been hanging around my house tore down my internet dish...musta thought it was a low branch, or maybe another moose horning in on his moose chick. The thing was DESTROYED. :shock:
Maybe was using it to rub his antlers. All that M-E-A-T...has me excited.
I'm ready. I count the days from when the hunting season is over, until the next year.
I'm feeling my Predator instincts getting strong right now...and I'm in the woods everyday.
The full moon is pulling on those hairs on my back and making my adrenalin glands throb.
I feel like pouncing and ripping and tearing at meat.
Gibberish...gibberish...gibberish...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-snarl-tug..tug..drool
But that pic of the cat and the moose is hilarious!!!
I guess I may seem strange to most people...but I'm in good company. Where I live...it's normal this time of the year, to see guys like me walking around dressed in camo, with our faces painted, large knives strapped to our thigh, and communicating with grunts and gestures. People just DO NOT give us direct eye contact...especially for more than a brief glance....or you could end up as part of a bait pile. Everybody knows that.
I'll be somewhere out in this area. You will not find me...even if you are 5 feet away.
A Bow Hunter up here learns from an early age to revert back to their Primitive self. You have to, to get close to animals. I have been many times only mere yards away from Bear, Deer, Coyote, Turkey, Partridge...you name it. Many times I am sitting on the ground, and bugs are all over me...and I am motionless. I am a tree stump. I even smell like a tree stump. I've had small birds land on me and start pecking at my head for grubs. I've had chipmunks run up and down me. One time I had a bird fly right for my face, and I moved out of reflex just at the last moment, and it's wings brushed my face. I swear...had I just opened my mouth, I could have ate him bones and all.
You have to increase your senses. A man has 5 million scent receptors and can smell stuff up to 10 feet away...and hear things at 50 yards and take several minutes to detect the direction.
A dog has 200 million scent receptors, and will smell stuff up to 1/4 mile away, and hear something over 200 yards off and detect the direction in .06 seconds.
Deer rank among the sharpest in eyesight and sense of smell in the wild. You gotta respect the Hunter who can get to within feet of a Deer, and that animal has no clue you are there.
Thats alot better I get lost in his dreamy eyes every time he pops up.
Get 500 miles northwest of Sydney Bro :shock: ...and things won't seem so bad!
We have the same ignorance here.
So. Any fine women available for export, that'd wanna live in the lovely Rocky Mtns? 8)
But there's nothing there!
Ummm,....NO!
It's pretty where AC lives too, 90% of the state is forest...it's just flying into the hell hole that is Newark airport leaves an ummm, \"lasting impression\"
So...what. No women there? Or none for export? Or is there a catch-and-release policy, like where I live? :?
PS where the heII is AC? Haven't heard a peep out of him in months! :?:
ohhh...snif...tears...heheheh...yer killin' me man. heheheh...cof-cof...snif
hehehehe...deep breath....ohhhh mannnnn. cof. clearing throat. heheheh.
...carbon dioxide must have an effect upon perception.