Holden or Ford? (hehehehe unless you know the Australian V8 racing scene you wouldn't know of the extreme rivalry that goes on between those two brands)
Ford
Shredd:
sure you could get jenn into the hot tub but I would clone her first that way you could get a jenn sandwich and who wouldn't love that. :P
:evil: I'm FORCED to have to use this burnt out thread...to build my post count back up...because I lost several good posts, when someone threw a TANTRUM.
I'd have to choose Paul Gilbert, even though he's stuck in a box...because Vai gives me the creeps.
Do you have a pick up line you can share? Ummm...one that works...?
I always use...\"So where do you hide your wings?\" (then when they look at you puzzled-you continue with)..\".because you must be an Angel\"
If the girl has any sense of humor at all, your in...
Dood. Even I know that's an eye-roller. Or else she'll just go back to her friends and point and laugh at you. In Jackson, she'd probably horse-tie you and hang you over the bar.
AAHH Shred, it's all in the delivery pal....another favorite, make a brushing motion with both hands around your face and say....\"Let me clear a place for you to sit\"...
here's a cheesy one
get a key then tap a girl on her shoulder and tell her she dropped it when
she says no you say \"ya you did its the key to my heart.\"
another favorite is...
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute? :P
GOOD one!!! 8)
I'd go in with an answer ready. \"Now, I already know what you think [suggestively], but he wants to make sure. How cute do you think I am, on a scale from 8 to 11?\"
Also, the sheepish wave needs to be humorous. Having a sheepish friend doesn't exactly speak volumes of his company.
I actually use that in a forward merge. Now, any native English speaker is unlikely to detect an accent in my speech - my English is pretty fluid. This adds to the humor effect.
Suppose I'm talking to a girl, and she is either sending mixed signals, not making sense, or something akin. I will open a girl, in the vicinity, by saying, \"Excuse me, I need your help. I'm talking to this young lady over here, and English is my second language - I just can't understand what she's trying to say here! You look like a reasonably intelligent person, so I need you to be my interpreter for the evening.\"
Girl 1 goes: \"I'm making perfect sense!\"
Girl 2 goes: \"Wow, English is your second language? Where are you from?\"
And this way I merge the groups of Girl 1 and Girl 2, with me as the juncture. It's pretty fun!
Quite elementary my friends. Relatively speaking when you apply the Forward Merge Equation
I developed one day while studying Group Mating Habits/Rituals
of our local Bars and Strip Clubs.
Boiii-the Flavin..Hi-eeee...and the oopsie daises.
You know the serving size on a Fig Newton package...2 cookies! you gotta be kidding me....2 friggin cookies...I eat Fig Newtons by \"the sleeve\"....2 sleeves is a more accurate serving size...
\"serving sizes\" is the biggest joke on the planet. Except possibly that warning label on hair dryers that says \"don't use this product in the bathtub\". :roll: :roll: :roll:
Or the warnings on the cigertette packs that say if you smoke you'll get cancer.
Shredd when are you gonna change the avatar man?
I love Rush and all but I definetly like looking at Anne Hathaway and all the other beauties a whole lot more than the man A$$ in your avi'.
Or if you wanna keep that motif try the Hemispheres cover it's less prominent there.
Pick-up lines you must avoid!
By Rosalind Cummings-Yeates
Knowing that the attraction between you and that cute person is mutual… trying trendy new restaurants… getting that rush from smooching someone for the first time—these are just a few of the perks to the single life. But, alas, there is a downside to being relationship-free: The torture of being subjected to stale, decades-old, pick-up lines is penance for all that fun. In a survey taken across a range of age groups, geographical borders and lifestyles, we have compiled the top 10 worst pick-up lines that have sullied the ears of singles everywhere. Read on, and see how many of these have been lobbed in your direction.
1. “What’s your sign?”
The epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the Beatles came to America, ranks as the very worst line in dating history. The fact that it’s still in use says a lot about the decay of our society’s standards and the glaring desperation of some singles.
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
Maybe this was funny around 1910 or 1915—back when the telephone was a novel appliance. It does not inspire smiles now, only scared and doomed looks.
3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
Maybe your dad used this one on your mom and for nostalgia’s sake, you’re bringing it out again. Nostalgia does not get you dates, only pity. “I actually had a guy say this to me during happy hour,” says Kim, a vivacious flight attendant who gets her share of pick-up lines. “I didn’t hold it against him because I don’t know how much he’d had to drink and he was cute. But if he hadn’t been cute, I would have dodged him.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
Caution! Watching too many stupid teen movies impairs your judgment. This probably sounded clever to the person who swiped it from an Annette and Frankie beach party flick.
5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
Generally, comparing potential dates to food or drinks is not a winning move. “I had a guy use this one on me and I rolled my eyes and walked way,” says Susan, a marketing representative who doesn’t usually go for lines. “But a couple of weeks later, I saw this hot guy at the gym and I used that same line and it worked! I guess there are gender preferences when it comes to lines. He was really flattered, where I was insulted when it was used on me.”
6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
Maybe angels like this one, but real women don’t.
7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
Prayer is something that anyone who uses this tacky line desperately needs.
8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
This line is popular with both men and women who think references to Santa are cute and charming, which are qualities that they never possess personally.
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
“A stunning woman I had been staring at used this on me,” says Mark, a tawny-haired, gregarious copywriter. “I know it’s an old one but it took guts to say it. I’m afraid I happily fell for it.”
10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
A personal favorite, this one takes a certain amount of arrogance, as well as delusion, to pull off.
Shredd when are you gonna change the avatar man?
I love Rush and all but I definetly like looking at Anne Hathaway and all the other beauties a whole lot more than the man A$$ in your avi'.
Or if you wanna keep that motif try the Hemispheres cover it's less prominent there. Peace 8)
You mean there's an avi with a babe hotter than the one on yours??
<---- So...how's that? Better? :P
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Does that mean I can get jenn into my hot tub for a condo in Manhattan, instead of a chalet in France??
Ford
Shredd:
sure you could get jenn into the hot tub but I would clone her first that way you could get a jenn sandwich and who wouldn't love that. :P
Steve Vai or Paul Gilbert?
I'd have to choose Paul Gilbert, even though he's stuck in a box...because Vai gives me the creeps.
Do you have a pick up line you can share? Ummm...one that works...?
How 'bout: \"I jam with Iliace. Wanna sleep with me???\"
Simply remember the 3 second rule, where you make your move within 3 seconds. If you stare any longer, you creep the girl out.
Unfortunately, there are no good pickup lines. Just be yourself.
If the girl has any sense of humor at all, your in...
I think anything would work on them Slutz in New Jersey.
Just tell 'em....\"yewd even pay.\" :P
get a key then tap a girl on her shoulder and tell her she dropped it when
she says no you say \"ya you did its the key to my heart.\"
How many of these things are there?
We havin' fun now!!!
You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
You must be real tired, since you've been running through my mind all night.
another favorite is...
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute? :P
Also, the sheepish wave needs to be humorous. Having a sheepish friend doesn't exactly speak volumes of his company.
Here is one special for you iliace...
\"Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.\"
Suppose I'm talking to a girl, and she is either sending mixed signals, not making sense, or something akin. I will open a girl, in the vicinity, by saying, \"Excuse me, I need your help. I'm talking to this young lady over here, and English is my second language - I just can't understand what she's trying to say here! You look like a reasonably intelligent person, so I need you to be my interpreter for the evening.\"
Girl 1 goes: \"I'm making perfect sense!\"
Girl 2 goes: \"Wow, English is your second language? Where are you from?\"
And this way I merge the groups of Girl 1 and Girl 2, with me as the juncture. It's pretty fun!
...........{{{Dr. Ilia \"The Mad Russian\"}}}
Quite elementary my friends. Relatively speaking when you apply the Forward Merge Equation
I developed one day while studying Group Mating Habits/Rituals
of our local Bars and Strip Clubs.
Boiii-the Flavin..Hi-eeee...and the oopsie daises.
(silently mouth) I want a fig newton.
Shredd when are you gonna change the avatar man?
I love Rush and all but I definetly like looking at Anne Hathaway and all the other beauties a whole lot more than the man A$$ in your avi'.
Or if you wanna keep that motif try the Hemispheres cover it's less prominent there.
Peace 8)
Pick-up lines you must avoid!
By Rosalind Cummings-Yeates
Knowing that the attraction between you and that cute person is mutual… trying trendy new restaurants… getting that rush from smooching someone for the first time—these are just a few of the perks to the single life. But, alas, there is a downside to being relationship-free: The torture of being subjected to stale, decades-old, pick-up lines is penance for all that fun. In a survey taken across a range of age groups, geographical borders and lifestyles, we have compiled the top 10 worst pick-up lines that have sullied the ears of singles everywhere. Read on, and see how many of these have been lobbed in your direction.
1. “What’s your sign?”
The epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the Beatles came to America, ranks as the very worst line in dating history. The fact that it’s still in use says a lot about the decay of our society’s standards and the glaring desperation of some singles.
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
Maybe this was funny around 1910 or 1915—back when the telephone was a novel appliance. It does not inspire smiles now, only scared and doomed looks.
3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
Maybe your dad used this one on your mom and for nostalgia’s sake, you’re bringing it out again. Nostalgia does not get you dates, only pity. “I actually had a guy say this to me during happy hour,” says Kim, a vivacious flight attendant who gets her share of pick-up lines. “I didn’t hold it against him because I don’t know how much he’d had to drink and he was cute. But if he hadn’t been cute, I would have dodged him.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
Caution! Watching too many stupid teen movies impairs your judgment. This probably sounded clever to the person who swiped it from an Annette and Frankie beach party flick.
5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
Generally, comparing potential dates to food or drinks is not a winning move. “I had a guy use this one on me and I rolled my eyes and walked way,” says Susan, a marketing representative who doesn’t usually go for lines. “But a couple of weeks later, I saw this hot guy at the gym and I used that same line and it worked! I guess there are gender preferences when it comes to lines. He was really flattered, where I was insulted when it was used on me.”
6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
Maybe angels like this one, but real women don’t.
7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
Prayer is something that anyone who uses this tacky line desperately needs.
8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
This line is popular with both men and women who think references to Santa are cute and charming, which are qualities that they never possess personally.
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
“A stunning woman I had been staring at used this on me,” says Mark, a tawny-haired, gregarious copywriter. “I know it’s an old one but it took guts to say it. I’m afraid I happily fell for it.”
10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
A personal favorite, this one takes a certain amount of arrogance, as well as delusion, to pull off.
<---- So...how's that? Better? :P