Holly Golightly: I'll tell you one thing, Fred, darling... I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money?
Paul Varjak: In a minute.
Holly Golightly: I guess it's pretty lucky neither of us is rich, huh?
Blazing Saddles...too many fine quotes in this movie.
I'll just pick a couple.
\"You'll have the decency not to mention I spoke to you...\"
\"Oh...a wed wose...how womantic...\"
\"They said you was hung!\" \"And they was right!!\"
\"Er...the 'Camp Town Ladies' ??\"
\"Dare I say it..President???\"
\"Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...\"
\"Oh no, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad\"
\"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.\"
\"Excuse me while I whip this out.\"
Please list the name of the movie... :P
(I recognize \"what hump\" though... ...Young Frankenstein)
Oh man Shredd...I know...Blazing Saddles movie is rich with noteable quotes!
Hedley Lamarr:
\"There might be legal precedent! Of course, Landsnatching . . . land, land, Land, see Snatch.\"
Some of MY favorites (since you've got Blazing Saddles covered)
Judge Smails: It’s easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you’ve got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don’t keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Lacey Underall: I enjoy skinnyskiing and going to bullfights on acid.
\"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.\"
Dr.Evil:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
The Spy Who Shagged Me:
\"Get in mah belly!!!\"
\"Baby - it's the other other white meat\".
\"Those sure are tight...how do you get into those pants?\" \"You can start by buying me a drink..\"
Sorry, I refuse....if you don't know them, your behind on your \"pop culture\".....(there is a thing called \"GOOGLE\"....you can \"copy & paste\" anything into it...any movie quote EVER is there....or \"IMDB\" dot com
Sorry, I refuse....if you don't know them, your behind on your \"pop culture\".....(there is a thing called \"GOOGLE\"....you can \"copy & paste\" anything into it...any movie quote EVER is there....or \"IMDB\" dot com
MY FAVORITE FROM THAT ONE IS WHEN GENE WILDER IS GETTING READY FOR THE GUNSLINGER SHOWDOWN \"LOOK AT THAT. STEADY AS A ROCK.\" (HOLDING OUT IS LEFT HAND WITH FINGERS OPEN WIDE AND STEADY.)
\"yEAH! BUT THIS IS MY SHOOTIN HAND!\"
(WWWWSTICKING OUT HIS RITE HAND AND ITS SHAKING TERRIBLY UNCONTROLABLY\"
Dood. You owe it to yourself. Blazing Saddles is an absolutely timeless, classic comedy. If you haven't seen it, you haven't lived. If you don't think at least some of it is funny, check yourself for a pulse. :P
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
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Blazing Saddles...too many fine quotes in this movie.
I'll just pick a couple.
\"Badges..? We don't need no steeking badges!\"
\"Head them off at the pass!?
I hate that cliche'.\" (shoots Taggert in the foot)
- Eyegore to Dr. Frawnkensteen
\" what hump? \"
\"Waiter...there is too much pepper in my paprikash. But I would be proud to partake of your pecan piiiiiie...\"
\"Oh...a wed wose...how womantic...\"
\"They said you was hung!\" \"And they was right!!\"
\"Er...the 'Camp Town Ladies' ??\"
\"Dare I say it..President???\"
\"Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...\"
\"Oh no, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad\"
\"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.\"
\"Excuse me while I whip this out.\"
Please, let it stop...
(I recognize \"what hump\" though...
Oh man Shredd...I know...Blazing Saddles movie is rich with noteable quotes!
Hedley Lamarr:
\"There might be legal precedent! Of course, Landsnatching . . . land, land, Land, see Snatch.\"
\"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!\"
Howard Johnson:
\"You know, Nietzsche says, \"Out of chaos comes order.\"
Olson Johnson:
\"Oh, blow it out your a**, Howard.\"
Hedley Lamarr:
\"My mind is a-glow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.\"
Taggart:
\"Ditto!\"
Hedley Lamarr:
\"Oh Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, legs, Lily, Lily.\"
Mongo:
\"Mongo like candy.\"
Judge Smails: It’s easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you’ve got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don’t keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Lacey Underall: I enjoy skinnyskiing and going to bullfights on acid.
\"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.\"
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Dr.Evil:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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\"Get in mah belly!!!\"
\"Baby - it's the other other white meat\".
\"Those sure are tight...how do you get into those pants?\" \"You can start by buying me a drink..\"
The Holy Grail
\" Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? \"
\" Nioooh!\"
\" It's only a bunny rabbit you twit \"
\" Run away!, Run away! \"
\"Philip! I thought that was you! Gimme a kiss, baby!!\"
Spinal Tap:
\"These go to 11\".
redneck_1 - I'm goin fishin
redneck_2 - You got worms?
redneck_1 - Yeah, but I'm goin anyway
Sorry, I refuse....if you don't know them, your behind on your \"pop culture\".....(there is a thing called \"GOOGLE\"....you can \"copy & paste\" anything into it...any movie quote EVER is there....or \"IMDB\" dot com
\"What Knockers\"
\"Oh, thank you doctor\" says Inga
Lt. Frank Drebin;
“Nice Beaver”.
Jane Spencer;
“Thanks, I just had it stuffed!”
Carlton:
\"The only thing Will is capable of reading is the cereal box\".
Will:
\"Yea, well at least I don't fit in one.\"
There's countless one liners from that show. It's hilarious. Seasons 1-3 best in my opinion.
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NAME THAT MOVIE
and btw, no. I couldn't come up with anything else.
I really suck at movie quotes.
Aw, DUDE you ate off of it!\"
I thought we wasn't suppose to play guess the quote...
Joe Dirt upon discovering his meteor was just a lump of frozen poopy from an airplane...
Never heard or seen Blazing Saddles?
WOW
Go rent it tonight! ... Classic!
\"LOOK AT THAT. STEADY AS A ROCK.\" (HOLDING OUT IS LEFT HAND WITH FINGERS OPEN WIDE AND STEADY.)
\"yEAH! BUT THIS IS MY SHOOTIN HAND!\"
(WWWWSTICKING OUT HIS RITE HAND AND ITS SHAKING TERRIBLY UNCONTROLABLY\"
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.