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  • Holly Golightly: I'll tell you one thing, Fred, darling... I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money?
    Paul Varjak: In a minute.
    Holly Golightly: I guess it's pretty lucky neither of us is rich, huh?
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lj056ao6GE

    Blazing Saddles...too many fine quotes in this movie.
    I'll just pick a couple.

    \"Badges..? We don't need no steeking badges!\"

    \"Head them off at the pass!?
    I hate that cliche'.\" (shoots Taggert in the foot)
  • edited August 2008
    Young Frankenstien

    - Eyegore to Dr. Frawnkensteen

    \" what hump? \"
  • Gad, I could rack up a thousand posts in this thread alone.

    \"Waiter...there is too much pepper in my paprikash. But I would be proud to partake of your pecan piiiiiie...\"
  • \Manitou\ wrote:
    Blazing Saddles...too many fine quotes in this movie.
    I'll just pick a couple.
    \"You'll have the decency not to mention I spoke to you...\"
    \"Oh...a wed wose...how womantic...\"
    \"They said you was hung!\" \"And they was right!!\"
    \"Er...the 'Camp Town Ladies' ??\"
    \"Dare I say it..President???\"
    \"Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...\"
    \"Oh no, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad\"
    \"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.\"
    \"Excuse me while I whip this out.\"

    Please, let it stop... :lol:
  • Please list the name of the movie... :P
    (I recognize \"what hump\" though... :)...Young Frankenstein)

    Oh man Shredd...I know...Blazing Saddles movie is rich with noteable quotes! :lol:
    Hedley Lamarr: :D
    \"There might be legal precedent! Of course, Landsnatching . . . land, land, Land, see Snatch.\"

    \"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!\"

    Howard Johnson:
    \"You know, Nietzsche says, \"Out of chaos comes order.\"
    Olson Johnson:
    \"Oh, blow it out your a**, Howard.\"

    Hedley Lamarr:
    \"My mind is a-glow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.\"
    Taggart:
    \"Ditto!\"

    Hedley Lamarr:
    \"Oh Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, legs, Lily, Lily.\"

    Mongo:
    \"Mongo like candy.\" :lol:
  • Some of MY favorites (since you've got Blazing Saddles covered)

    Judge Smails: It’s easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you’ve got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

    Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
    Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don’t keep score.
    Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
    Ty Webb: By height.


    Lacey Underall: I enjoy skinnyskiing and going to bullfights on acid.

    \"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.\"

    _______________________________________________________

    Dr.Evil:The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
  • \Manitou\ wrote:
    Please list the name of the movie... :P
    :

    :oops:
  • The Spy Who Shagged Me:
    \"Get in mah belly!!!\"
    \"Baby - it's the other other white meat\".
    \"Those sure are tight...how do you get into those pants?\" \"You can start by buying me a drink..\"
  • M.P.F.C

    The Holy Grail

    \" Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? \"
    \" Nioooh!\"

    \" It's only a bunny rabbit you twit \"
    \" Run away!, Run away! \"
  • Beverly Hills Cop:
    \"Philip! I thought that was you! Gimme a kiss, baby!!\"

    Spinal Tap:
    \"These go to 11\".
  • Redneck Zombies:

    redneck_1 - I'm goin fishin

    redneck_2 - You got worms?

    redneck_1 - Yeah, but I'm goin anyway
  • \Rawb\ wrote:
    \Manitou\ wrote:
    Please list the name of the movie... :P
    :

    :oops:

    Sorry, I refuse....if you don't know them, your behind on your \"pop culture\".....(there is a thing called \"GOOGLE\"....you can \"copy & paste\" anything into it...any movie quote EVER is there....or \"IMDB\" dot com
  • Sorry, I refuse....if you don't know them, your behind on your \"pop culture\".....(there is a thing called \"GOOGLE\"....you can \"copy & paste\" anything into it...any movie quote EVER is there....or \"IMDB\" dot com
    Er...it's called \"fun\". Google it. :roll:
  • Young Frankenstein--as the doctor grabs Inga off the wagon and while her breasts are still at his eye level he looks at the front door and says

    \"What Knockers\"
    \"Oh, thank you doctor\" says Inga
  • Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

    Lt. Frank Drebin;
    “Nice Beaver”.

    Jane Spencer;
    “Thanks, I just had it stuffed!”
  • From the Fresh Prince of Bel-air,

    Carlton:
    \"The only thing Will is capable of reading is the cereal box\".

    Will:
    \"Yea, well at least I don't fit in one.\"



    There's countless one liners from that show. It's hilarious. Seasons 1-3 best in my opinion.



    ~
  • CANDY GRAM FOR MONGO, CANDY GRAM FOR MONGO!

    NAME THAT MOVIE
  • CANDY GRAM FOR MONGO, CANDY GRAM FOR MONGO!

    NAME THAT MOVIE
    \"Blazing Saddles\". You couldn't come up with a better one liner from a movie with HUNDREDS of them?!? :roll:
  • I KNEW YOU'D KNOW WHICH MOVIE,,,THAT WAS THE POINT!!!!!

    and btw, no. I couldn't come up with anything else.

    I really suck at movie quotes.
  • \" The peanuts were the give away son... but.. their space peanuts...
    Aw, DUDE you ate off of it!\"




    I thought we wasn't suppose to play guess the quote...




    Joe Dirt upon discovering his meteor was just a lump of frozen poopy from an airplane...
  • I KNEW YOU'D KNOW WHICH MOVIE,,,THAT WAS THE POINT!!!!!
    and btw, no. I couldn't come up with anything else.
    I really suck at movie quotes.
    Well, BlSaddles was one of the best...one of my personal faves. See my post on page 1 of this thread... :lol:
  • i remember a bunch a cowpokes sittin round the campfire eatting beans and fartin a whole hecka lot!
  • i remember a bunch a cowpokes sittin round the campfire eatting beans and fartin a whole hecka lot!
    Um...that's a \"sight gag\", not a movie quote. But pretty funny all the same...
  • \iliace\ wrote:
    Uh, Blazing Saddles?

    Never heard or seen Blazing Saddles?

    WOW

    Go rent it tonight! ... Classic!
  • MY FAVORITE FROM THAT ONE IS WHEN GENE WILDER IS GETTING READY FOR THE GUNSLINGER SHOWDOWN
    \"LOOK AT THAT. STEADY AS A ROCK.\" (HOLDING OUT IS LEFT HAND WITH FINGERS OPEN WIDE AND STEADY.)
    \"yEAH! BUT THIS IS MY SHOOTIN HAND!\"
    (WWWWSTICKING OUT HIS RITE HAND AND ITS SHAKING TERRIBLY UNCONTROLABLY\"
  • \iliace\ wrote:
    Uh, Blazing Saddles?
    Dood. You owe it to yourself. Blazing Saddles is an absolutely timeless, classic comedy. If you haven't seen it, you haven't lived. If you don't think at least some of it is funny, check yourself for a pulse. :P
  • There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

    You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
  • I love the movie of \"Forrest Gump\" :
    Life was like a box ofchocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

    If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away

    Death is just a part of life, something we’re all destined to do
    Not to judge your sense of humor, but this thread is about \"funny movie quotes\"...
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