\"I can't stand it no moh...\"
So. Those of you keeping up with the details of my fascinating life :roll: have heard about how I moved, for job reasons, from a small town to an even smaller town. I thought dating/women was a challenge there; here, it's like a sad delusion that you hear about when you watch TV. 
So. I'm walking down the main street today, along a section where there's homes. I look up, and in the second floor window of a house, there's a lean, leggy, and utterly hott young woman sunning herself in the window...yes, 100% totally without clothes.
This is akin to taking a '57 GoldTop or a '66 strat or a MesaBoogie or John Lennon's piano and showing it to a guy, then reminding him that he just can't have it. I'm ready to sit down and cry.
Would one of you heartless slobs PLEASE round up one of your wife's hott single friends and FedEx her to me already? I promise to take good care of her and give her a good home...
So. I'm walking down the main street today, along a section where there's homes. I look up, and in the second floor window of a house, there's a lean, leggy, and utterly hott young woman sunning herself in the window...yes, 100% totally without clothes.
This is akin to taking a '57 GoldTop or a '66 strat or a MesaBoogie or John Lennon's piano and showing it to a guy, then reminding him that he just can't have it. I'm ready to sit down and cry.
Would one of you heartless slobs PLEASE round up one of your wife's hott single friends and FedEx her to me already? I promise to take good care of her and give her a good home...
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definition of young? Shoot man if their in ther 30's, their young to me anymore :!: :roll: :shock:
Married or not, she bored of the small town stuff too! She's advertising, Start stalking! Thoughts lead to actions.... sooner or later she is going to act on them thoughts. ....... Be there when she does :P
Of course if your talking ... - 18, keep walking........
Maybe she is just as bored with small town life as I...but dood. \"Advertising\"? Get real. If an attractive woman wants attention from men around here, all she has to do is step outside and draw a breath.
Surely she was just soaking up some Rocky Mtn sunshine, and probably couldn't possibly care less who saw her, or didn't... :?
btw .. it's only stalking if they see you! Otherwise it is anthropologic observations ... it worked for Diane Fossi.
Lots of friends n family, eh? Any cute single women?
Anyway - if she doesn't SEE me, than thinking is all I do. I don't need to see something I can't have...that's why I am how I am (that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it
SO. Any of you guys know a woman who'd actually LIKE it if I was interested in her, despite the fact that I won't beat her, cheat on her, lie to her, or take her money??
If you do, FedEx her to me. EsPECially if she looks like Anne Hathaway. I promise to take good care of her. :twisted:
Take care of her LOL LOL LOL
Cute? MMmmm back to that.. eh. One mans trash is anothers treasure... No?
These chicks live on a ranch, hunt and go out and cull their own stangs from the herd ( though I don't think you can do that anymore ) They take care of their man! 8) Good thing they need us to procreate.
Take care of her
I mean \"take care of her\" by giving her love, attention, a good home, and not chaining her to the furnace for satanic rituals...
Give up this insanity...Move to Chicago...Hang out where they film the Jerry Springer show...
After dating a few of the whack jobs that appear there, I'm sure you'll start yearning for small town America once again.. :P
Ain't that exactly what Ward Cleaver provided? :shock:
No, Ward Cleaver was too hard on the Beaver for that
Much as I'd love a pet girl who looked like Anne Hathaway, sang like Shania, adored me like LinLohan loves that slimy DJ chick, and had the IQ of Anna Nicole Smith, just so I don't have to try to have an actual conversation with her...
What I'd really like is a woman who can actually mean something to me - have an opinion, be able to carry on a conversation, and be my friend.
'Course, if she looks like Cameron Diaz, I ain't gonna complain... :twisted:
And shoot, go to a place in this world that actually has people other than you and the crazy cat lady. Like y'know, where women live? Cause that's what you want?
Don't beg for help. The way you've come off the years I've interacted with you here - let's suppose I had an attractive, female, single relative - do you think I'd want to introduce her to you? :? Honestly, not. I'll save her the work of figuring out that you offer no value to a potential relationship. Desperation is not attractive, dude.
So, find yourself - I'm sure there's a great person within you - bring out your best, at all times (whether or not women are involved), and win friends and influence others. I know you can. I see more than a self-deprecating musician who has no luck with women within you.
And then, don't lose that persona when you meet a woman that you like and you get her to pay attention to you. Don't offer her everything that you have in the world; make her work for it. Don't let her push you around - make the calls for yourself, and have her follow along.
In short, don't be a loser. And don't lose your cool when you see a naked woman that's not on your computer screen.
So...\"lighten up, Francis\"...
Your post has no semblance of humor whatsoever. You come off as desperate with every post (just about). So, don't make excuses for yourself, and don't play it off as you're being more light-hearted than you originally made it out to be. Calibrate your interactions appropriately, and if you honestly want to bring up a problem that you have, do so.
Otherwise, expect either valid advice, or light-heated humor.
My response stands.
I was in NC for a while and lived in the middle of nowhere. Loved the scenery and peace but the pick of the litter was bad in both music and women. I can relate. One club, a 12 lane bowling alley and not a decent pizza place within 40 miles. Little General Store, Movie rental place and that was about it. When the company relocation offers came in for OH, I jumped on it. The only thing I miss is the better weather and clear clear skies for amateur astronomy.
Opinions! LoL women are never short on opinions - careful what you wish for :!:
Able to carry on a Conversation :?: ( you do mean intellegent conversation... yes.) :shock: :roll: I think my odds are better at getting on the cover of the rolling stone! Good luck !
I agree Shredd's not dumb, he know's the difference between a one nighter and a life long bond. But, hey. Gonna have to draw out that bar chart and figure out the percentages of harvesting that perfect woman with all the traits your looking for vs every yr that goes by..... Unless of course you suddenly get famous and or score atleast a 1/4 billion dollars. Then you would have the pick of the litter! 8)
Not that I might not BE desperate or whatever, but I haven't fallen into the hole of identifying with it.
I'm just having a little fun, poking a bit of fun at myself, rather than sulk and pout and be angry at something I don't really have control over.
And, frankly, I don't have problems with my GNX that I can't figure out, so I don't need to post about those problems.
So forgive the hail out of me for having a little fun, even if it means all you cool guys rolling your eyes once in a while. :?
And it bothers me for your sake, certainly not personally. I wish you best of success. And you're not doing it. That's what's painful about reading these posts.
Sorry if I came off excessively harsh earlier, I didn't mean to.
Now I don't mean to put out the notion that I wander around bus stations walking up to women going, \"are YOU Shania???\". But - hard as it may be to believe, based on my groveling posts - I do, in fact, go forth in life with my best face forward and do my best to preserve my personality and my integrity. If some woman comes along who appreciates and approves of this, then just maaaaybe I've got a shot. But I'm simply not the kind of guy who puts on a personality, chases women around, or does the dog-n-pony, \"go out with ME\" dance.
It's just disappointing to me that women claim - to their friends, to their guy friends, in a million magazine articles a week - that they want to be with a man who'll appreciate them and treat them with respect, yada, and yet end up going/staying with dirtbag guys who keep them like pets, while a (relatively) normal guy like myself wonders out loud - say, at guitar forums - what's up with that.
That's all this is about. That, and having a little fun at my own expense, so I don't sit and pout about something I don't have complete control over.
That, and my GNX is so well-behaved that I simply don't need to post about it's problems.
That might actually work. You just gotta play it right afterwards. It's banter. It's fun. It's playful. Women like that.
I'm not saying put on a personality, I'm just saying, present your best side. That's the only thing that will work - anything else is not authentic and I doubt would lead to a fruitful long-term relationship.
When women say \"I want a nice guy who is respectful and appreciates\" blah blah, they really mean \"I want a strong, dominant guy, who is kind to others and treats me well\". That's all it is. Anyone is capable of it.
I guess it's good, with these posts, that you find humor in an otherwise sad situation. I just think you need to expose yourself to more options, like Tal said.
I was thinking along the lines, it might be good to associate with \"Real\" women rather than Imaginiary ones.. :P
Hey ed - was wondering when you were gonna chime in on this...
But it's not exactly a target-rich environment. Not a lot of options, besides playing lots of git'r... :?
JV
You can't force it. It always happens when you least expect it. That's when
you'll know it's right and most always with someone you wouldn't have thought it possible or expected. It's more important to be the right person than to find the right person IMHO.
Like she doesn't get that 20 times a day since she was 16? The downside is it will get you nowhere. Except maybe paying for some dinner or drinks, if you're lucky.