After the grannies have gone back to their nursing homes, and the sun ahs set, then risen, and then set again, thehootman emerges from the darkness, and this time lets a horde of Scottish bag pipers play discordant melodies as they tooss kabers and run doon tha hill at tha same time. The rest of the forum dwellers run away from the hill (contrary to what bruce told you all), leaving thehootman and the prize.
Toothy, did I \"strike a nerve\"???? I haven't left yet, so clean this crap up :!: PS, you really did make a handsome sink :shock:[/quote]
well I wouln't call it a nerve but it sure did hurt---I'm sorry about the all your stuff trashed and taken but thats what happens when people start making stuff out of MY PARTS. Have a good vacation !!
ANYWAYS hootman goes to make off with prize and slips on the bong water--sorry hoot
Open Wide........
While Wogs is preoccupied with his Favorite pasttime.. .
Wes and Tal sneak in...
Steal prize.. :P :P :P .
Put our shades on.. 8)
And head back to the Savoy.. 8) 8) 8) ..
UNfortunately, tal and wes, after all their jammin', become so cool they freeze, droping the prize into the waiting hands of thehootman, who has recently been on a trip to the drycleaners.
As the hootman is putting on fresh duds--THE TOOTH takes this opportunity to attack--NO NO NO :? :?
I mean the tooth sneaks in (covering his eyes) and snakes the prize
In australia, its a bit like \"damn\" in USA, but is generally seen as an aussie word. Its not really rude in Australia, but in England it is rude, hence why they banned our tourism ads there.
Bloody hell, bloody oath, crikey, strewth etc - all phrases for shock/surprise/awe.
eg \"Bloody hell\" the tooth said as thehootman ran off with the prize.
Awwwww...bonzer ya Bushy...I'm gonna haveta drill ya just for THAT !!
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzwwoooottttflzerzifffzzzzzissssssZOTTTTtta CHUNK :evil:
Crikey.... bloody hell...it's stuck in the bone. (using foot against carcass)
...sorry 'bout that...CRACkzizz..zizzz..ZZISSsssssszwiffzzoooossse...whirl
oooOoOoOoOoOoo...that's gonna leave a mark. :shock:
well since the manitou didn't claim the prize :oops: :P
shred is seein stars again :shock: :P
hootman gave me a grammar lesson in aussi. 8) :twisted:
I have to say
I CLAIM THE PRIZE :!:
SHA LA LA LA LAAA LA LA LA LA (TO THE TUNE OF DECK THE HALLS)
I WISH I was seeing a star like Heather! Although I'd settle for Teri Hatcher or Uma...any of you guys run into any of them lately? I'd even give up the prize for a phone #!
the tooth pushes manitou and he gets his head lodged in the door awwee pooooor baby manitou
the tooth with his stubby little legs --walks with the PRIZE
As thehootman pumps the action once more, after scaring the squrriel off (terrible shot) he picks up the prize and hangs it on the wall (and makes sure he doesnt shoot someone in the face but then relises that only vise presidents do that).
while the hootman is busy cleaning and reloading his weapon- THE TOOTH grabs the prize from the wall -not realizing that it was nailed to the wall--the tooth accidentally ripped off the plaster :shock: :oops: sorry !
anyways the oversized molar took the prize and put it in a cage which he welded to a steel beam which was embedded in the concrete slab :shock: . The cage was fabricated out of 10 gauge mesh and featured a retnal scaning lock.
all of this in a safe which has laser guided guns and armed responce securty.
OH! You wanna be that way about it :!: :?: Well the Shadow slips through the crack in the Safes door,with Shredd's current RUSH lovin blow up woman.Using her as a decoy for the laser guided guns to blow of the door off the safe.The Shadow slips off into night,with prize in hand.Off to my secret lair in the deepest darkest parts of the Earth.
oh ya!
well the tooth rented a back hoe and stared diggin :shock:
In about 10 seconds he hit the shadows batcave. That song \"down in a hole\" keeps playin over and over in the cave
tooth hit the lights
shadows no where to be found ( must be taking shred his new doll :P ).
anyways The Tooth is happy he has the precious back in his clutches :twisted: :twisted:
That is until the mighty shando enters the scene and whilst arguing with his woman over the \"kill a kitten\" video about it being in the name of humour deftly defends himself from an incoming backhander but accidently knocks over a vase of flowers with his elbow and stumbles into his woman knocking her by complete accident out of the window where she lands on and kills not just one but a whole litter of kittens (oh the irony) thus setting into place a catastrophic chain of events which results in the destruction of mostly everyone everywhere apart from all the Rush loving hotties in bikinis, the prize (whatever it actually is) and shando himself.
pfft! :roll: and they call me twisted.Shando accidently/on purpose kills a whole litter of kittens. :evil: Well I like kittens,so the Shadow fallow's Shando around all day humming Bee Gee tunes into his head :twisted: throwing him into an insane rage,where he throws himself off a cliff.But not before the Shadow grabs the prize.(how's that for twisted evil,HAHAHAHAHA) :twisted:
Luckily, thehootman created an electronical ANTISOUND machine (which makes sound 180 degrees out of phase, cancelling out) so hence is not bothered by Bee Gees tunes.
The shadow himself cannot stop humming, and his own innovative defense becomes his demise.....thehootman grabs the prize
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Toothy, did I \"strike a nerve\"???? I haven't left yet, so clean this crap up :!: PS, you really did make a handsome sink :shock:
well I wouln't call it a nerve but it sure did hurt---I'm sorry about the all your stuff trashed and taken but thats what happens when people start making stuff out of MY PARTS. Have a good vacation !!
ANYWAYS hootman goes to make off with prize and slips on the bong water--sorry hoot
tooth snags the prize
While Wogs is preoccupied with his Favorite pasttime..
Wes and Tal sneak in...
Steal prize.. :P :P :P .
Put our shades on.. 8)
And head back to the Savoy.. 8) 8) 8) ..
I mean the tooth sneaks in (covering his eyes) and snakes the prize
thanx hoot and by the way is BLOODY a bad word?
In australia, its a bit like \"damn\" in USA, but is generally seen as an aussie word. Its not really rude in Australia, but in England it is rude, hence why they banned our tourism ads there.
Bloody hell, bloody oath, crikey, strewth etc - all phrases for shock/surprise/awe.
eg \"Bloody hell\" the tooth said as thehootman ran off with the prize.
Awwwww...bonzer ya Bushy...I'm gonna haveta drill ya just for THAT !!
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzwwoooottttflzerzifffzzzzzissssssZOTTTTtta CHUNK :evil:
Crikey.... bloody hell...it's stuck in the bone. (using foot against carcass)
...sorry 'bout that...CRACkzizz..zizzz..ZZISSsssssszwiffzzoooossse...whirl
oooOoOoOoOoOoo...that's gonna leave a mark. :shock:
Yoink...heheheeeeeeeee....
Onya...Manitou
shred is seein stars again :shock: :P
hootman gave me a grammar lesson in aussi. 8) :twisted:
I have to say
I CLAIM THE PRIZE :!:
SHA LA LA LA LAAA LA LA LA LA (TO THE TUNE OF DECK THE HALLS)
MY PRECIOUS PRIZE
http://www.soundboards.com/?view=30
It's MINE...hahahahahahahahaha ALL MINE
.....but come 'ere...I'll let cha have it...hahahaha
MINE...my precious...HAHAHA MINE !!!!
the tooth with his stubby little legs --walks with the PRIZE
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while the hootman is busy cleaning and reloading his weapon- THE TOOTH grabs the prize from the wall -not realizing that it was nailed to the wall--the tooth accidentally ripped off the plaster :shock: :oops: sorry !
anyways the oversized molar took the prize and put it in a cage which he welded to a steel beam which was embedded in the concrete slab :shock: . The cage was fabricated out of 10 gauge mesh and featured a retnal scaning lock.
all of this in a safe which has laser guided guns and armed responce securty.
well the tooth rented a back hoe and stared diggin :shock:
In about 10 seconds he hit the shadows batcave. That song \"down in a hole\" keeps playin over and over in the cave
tooth hit the lights
shadows no where to be found ( must be taking shred his new doll :P ).
anyways The Tooth is happy he has the precious back in his clutches :twisted: :twisted:
THAT was harsh, cruel.....& FUNNY
RIGHT NOW THE PRECIOUS RESTS IN MY PAWS
HAPPY , CONTENT
Jobs a good'n
Either way I still have the prize :P
P.S. What is PMSL?
The shadow himself cannot stop humming, and his own innovative defense becomes his demise.....thehootman grabs the prize
wow that rhymes