Nicely done yourself,you walked wright into my trap(down falls a net made of cotton candy and the tooth starts decay on contact) The Prize is mine!! :twisted:
:evil: :evil: :evil: You can run...but you can't hide.I'm gonna stick to you like bubble gum to a cavity :twisted: I'll get you next time toothy :!:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:? oooooh it gets worse...but thanks Cobaltblooz,
and I guess the prize for now... is still MINE...hehehe.
p.s. I had to delete the \"funnire reasons\" so I don't get BANNED
I've been on iliace sheit list too many times... :shock:
REASONS WHY A GUITAR IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS
1. Women are more fun when the power goes out
2. You can't get your guitar wet
3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4\"
5. A guitar won't beg to be played
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
8. Guitars aren't very aggressive
9. A guitar won't play you back
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
14. You can't play two guitars at once
15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)
16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them.
19. You can't marry a rich guitar.
Tal is moving slowly this morning....
What a night at the Savoy.....
Jeez Wes's guitar playing was incredible as usual... :shock:
Tal goes to this thread to claim HIS PRIZE!!!!!
Alas....
Toothmnan WOG, Wickerman, and the Cobalted one have tried to sneak off with me and Wes's prize.. :evil: .
Also noticed the evil Manitou's humorous post and his lame attempt at trying to steal back his own prize... :twisted: .
Tal sneaks in with Wes.....
Steals prize.. :P .
Puts his shades back on... 8) .
And head's back to the Savoy....
But with Tal's shades on indoors :roll: , he failed to see Insideout's foot sticking out, which he tripped over, throwing the prize in the air. Fortunately for IO, his entourage of fabulous babes was there to catch the goods, which are safely sitting in Insideouts castle
I gotta go to the music store....I just broke a G-String while fingering A minor
That is PRICELESS! Problem is - no one but a guitarist would get it - anyone else is going to have you put on the sex offender's list, making it very hard for you to buy G-strings anywhere. \"so be good, for goodness' sake...\"
Meanwhile - shredd again lays claim to the prize, which unless it's a new guitar a year for life, would MUCH rather have Catherine Zeta-Jones for my pet girl... :twisted:
tooth hikes to maryland and finds insideouts castle but realizes that the texas tal has beat him to it :evil:
so.... he catches a ride down south with the tooth fairy and finds the half note club. once there he finds tal busy and having a good time and NOT EVEN GUARDING THE ILLUSTRIOUS PRIZE!!
tHE TOOTH HAS A COLD ONE AND STROLLS OUT WITH THE PRIZE !
HA HA HA HA THE PRIZE IS MINE :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :twisted:
iliace told me there would be only 5 teen posts left.
But still won't say if he got my C-note (question on alternate tuning).
The Manitou is being cornered. Thought this would be able to go on forever.
Now his hand is being forced.
I gotta win this..or dammut...I might have to actually come up with a prize...
time to enter the Spirit World...
Well....that's always fun...but as usual...still no answers.
The Spirits asked me however, to tell Tal ....
\"nice shades..man..thanks for the righteous tunes..right on and dig it.\"
...and to let shredd know \"his dreams will be answered soon.\"
For me...they just said they'd have to \"get back to me.\"
I did hear some faint chuckling as I left...and thought I heard
..................\"man he's phu@%t..haha.\"
I'm using bright print to blind the shadow...and dragging this prize
back to my hideout for now.
....p.s....I left a little something on the trail behind me.
Well after waking up from a nasty blo to the tooth from a neanderthal type I see that shadow got me AGAIN! :twisted: :evil: :evil:
and then seeing that manitou and cobalt have bchymed in I read the post and thought
Comments
and the tooth has a :idea: which lights sooo brite that the shadow has no place to hide :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
but the prize is mine
No need to beat yer self up over it.
I gotta go to the music store....
I just broke a G-String while fingering A minor.
:roll: THAT deserves a...
http://media.putfile.com/canned-laugh
and I guess the prize for now... is still MINE...hehehe.
p.s. I had to delete the \"funnire reasons\" so I don't get
BANNED
I've been on iliace sheit list too many times... :shock:
REASONS WHY A GUITAR IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS
1. Women are more fun when the power goes out
2. You can't get your guitar wet
3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4\"
5. A guitar won't beg to be played
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
8. Guitars aren't very aggressive
9. A guitar won't play you back
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
14. You can't play two guitars at once
15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)
16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them.
19. You can't marry a rich guitar.
and ..I have the prize
ha ha ha ha ha
*WALKS AWAY WITH PRIZE*
What a night at the Savoy.....
Jeez Wes's guitar playing was incredible as usual... :shock:
Tal goes to this thread to claim HIS PRIZE!!!!!
Alas....
Toothmnan WOG, Wickerman, and the Cobalted one have tried to sneak off with me and Wes's prize.. :evil: .
Also noticed the evil Manitou's humorous post and his lame attempt at trying to steal back his own prize... :twisted: .
Tal sneaks in with Wes.....
Steals prize.. :P .
Puts his shades back on... 8) .
And head's back to the Savoy....
\"Hey Wes\"..
\"I hear Billie Holliday's singing tonight\"..
\"Cool\".... 8)
That is PRICELESS! Problem is - no one but a guitarist would get it - anyone else is going to have you put on the sex offender's list, making it very hard for you to buy G-strings anywhere. \"so be good, for goodness' sake...\"
Meanwhile - shredd again lays claim to the prize, which unless it's a new guitar a year for life, would MUCH rather have Catherine Zeta-Jones for my pet girl... :twisted:
thanks for prize
Tal's up and partying again......
But am off to see Trane at the Half Note club....
Hey......
Wait a minute....
A passle of nefarious narcissists are trying to make off with my prize.. :shock: .
(Grabs Prize) :P :P :P
Then puts on shades and heads to the half note to catch up with Trane.. 8)
so.... he catches a ride down south with the tooth fairy and finds the half note club. once there he finds tal busy and having a good time and NOT EVEN GUARDING THE ILLUSTRIOUS PRIZE!!
tHE TOOTH HAS A COLD ONE AND STROLLS OUT WITH THE PRIZE !
HA HA HA HA THE PRIZE IS MINE :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :twisted:
iliace told me there would be only 5 teen posts left.
But still won't say if he got my C-note (question on alternate tuning).
The Manitou is being cornered. Thought this would be able to go on forever.
Now his hand is being forced.
I gotta win this..or dammut...I might have to actually come up with a prize...
time to enter the Spirit World...
Well....that's always fun...but as usual...still no answers.
The Spirits asked me however, to tell Tal ....
\"nice shades..man..thanks for the righteous tunes..right on and dig it.\"
...and to let shredd know \"his dreams will be answered soon.\"
For me...they just said they'd have to \"get back to me.\"
I did hear some faint chuckling as I left...and thought I heard
..................\"man he's phu@%t..haha.\"
I'm using bright print to blind the shadow...and dragging this prize
back to my hideout for now.
....p.s....I left a little something on the trail behind me.
The Manitou will not go down easily.
\"I proclaim that the next poster in this thread is G A Y\" !!!!!!!!!!
:twisted:
and then seeing that manitou and cobalt have bchymed in I read the post and thought
well I am a
Guitar playin
Acid rockin
Yodeller
EDITED SO i DON'T HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS
And again cobalt I snag the prize on my tooth
Acid rockin
Yodeller\"
Brilliant! (in a diabolical sort of way...)
THE PRIZE IS MINE 8)
All I can say about the Spirit World is.....
\"Wow Man....Look at the Colors dude.....\"
Tal puts his shades on.. 8) .
Takes prize... :P :P :P .
And sneaks away from the land of Carlos Castenada... 8)
Having re-disposed of the monster, exit our hero, stage left