No thanks mate, I used to work with a Norwegian bloke, drank booze like a fish due to cheap prices in Scotland. Needless to say he fitted in with Scots culture very well, oops, I'm generally beginning to generalise again.
Hey there Boss we was just funnin no need to go and lockdown.
And ya I thought we could just talk about things in general here on this forum ...guess not so back to guitar talk. Thanks for the rant guys that was fun... I will cease basking in the non existent glow of my own politcal intelligence :oops: the chat definatly made me think .
i was going to diverge earlier in the thread by focusing attention on my brand spankin new avatar icon!!!!!.... i am never afraid of someone upsetting me on these forums but i am always afraid of upsetting someone else (at least this is how i remember it usually going).
so about that icon, anyone know who those guys are, huh, huh???
\"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.\"
1) \"The US will apologize to the world for our \"interference\" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never \"interfere\" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be tho-
roughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign \"students\" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a \"D\" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not \"interfere.\" They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us \"Ugly Americans\" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
\"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'
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Hey that's a bargain. Check the gas prices in Norway!!!
And ya I thought we could just talk about things in general here on this forum ...guess not so back to guitar talk. Thanks for the rant guys that was fun...
and not think about work! :P
Cheers! and have fun...
so about that icon, anyone know who those guys are, huh, huh???
/catches breath
HA HA H AH AHA HA HBWOO HA H AH AH AHA HAHA HA
/wipes soda off of monitor
HAHAH HA HAH EH HE HE HEHA H BWOOHOOHWOOW HA HA HAH H!
Now THAT was funny! :P
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