Hey Shredd!
Are you interested in forming a band called \"... Lonely Hearts Club Band\"? and play for all those hotties around there?
I'm sure they'd go crazy about us instantly :roll: LOL
Sounds great. Have you got hott groupies lined up??
Sorry I had to take out that animation, it was pissing me off. Maybe if she were indian and in a red shirt... those colors just don't go together, not with that facial expression.
Sorry I had to take out that animation, it was pissing me off. Maybe if she were indian and in a red shirt... those colors just don't go together, not with that facial expression.
So what? That's a nicer reaction from a woman than I've had in years. :oops:
Sorry I had to take out that animation, it was pissing me off. Maybe if she were indian and in a red shirt... those colors just don't go together, not with that facial expression.
So what? That's a nicer reaction from a woman than I've had in years. :oops:
Sorry I had to take out that animation, it was pissing me off. Maybe if she were indian and in a red shirt... those colors just don't go together, not with that facial expression.
So what? That's a nicer reaction from a woman than I've had in years. :oops:
I bet you think it's their fault, too.
Actually, I thought it was my breath...until I figured out that women would rather give up shoe shopping than be nice to me. :?
Sorry I had to take out that animation, it was pissing me off. Maybe if she were indian and in a red shirt... those colors just don't go together, not with that facial expression.
So what? That's a nicer reaction from a woman than I've had in years. :oops:
I bet you think it's their fault, too.
Actually, I thought it was my breath...until I figured out that women would rather give up shoe shopping than be nice to me. :?
try this........
1-shave your head or get a mullet
2-get a job landscaping
3-wear checkerboard pattern shirts and khaki-pants exclusively
4-familiarize yourself with ALL female bands and their history
and you'll ALWAYS get chicks.............
................it works for my sister at least :? :roll: ......................... :P
and you'll ALWAYS get chicks.............
................it works for my sister at least :? :roll: ......................... :P
:shock:
i heard a small explosion..............was that your mind??? :P
i say ...........................mail order ya one.I met this guitar player this year and he got him a russian one and she was too pretty for his fugly bald a$$. :roll:
i say ...........................mail order ya one.I met this guitar player this year and he got him a russian one and she was too pretty for his fugly bald a$$. :roll:
Don't think I haven't thought of it. Even considered it. SERiously considered it.
But the guys I know who've gotten them say that there's a good chunk of 'em after USA papers and most of your money. And they feel if they're going to put up with your fugly butt for a coupla years, they're entitled to it. And yet a pre-nup is considered insulting.
So...it's still me and my Ibanez...
More people complaining about their inability to find a woman
And here I thought it was women who complained about \"no men\". At least if you believe the women's magazines (which, YES, I've read...I figure it's like seeing the other team's playbook...:twisted: )
More people complaining about their inability to find a woman
And here I thought it was women who complained about \"no men\". At least if you believe the women's magazines (which, YES, I've read...I figure it's like seeing the other team's playbook...:twisted: )
Sure.... :roll:
(We know your getting fashion and make up tips...)
More people complaining about their inability to find a woman
And here I thought it was women who complained about \"no men\". At least if you believe the women's magazines (which, YES, I've read...I figure it's like seeing the other team's playbook...:twisted: )
Each gender has very similar complaints about the other.
i say ...........................mail order ya one.I met this guitar player this year and he got him a russian one and she was too pretty for his fugly bald a$$. :roll:
Don't think I haven't thought of it. Even considered it. SERiously considered it.
But the guys I know who've gotten them say that there's a good chunk of 'em after USA papers and most of your money. And they feel if they're going to put up with your fugly butt for a coupla years, they're entitled to it. And yet a pre-nup is considered insulting.
So...it's still me and my Ibanez...
then put your valubles in a trusted relatives name or make them co-owner.This loser that i was talking about had no money,car,home....NADA!!!Just a mouth that ran like a carnival barker. :roll: if HE can get one.....
i say ...........................mail order ya one.I met this guitar player this year and he got him a russian one and she was too pretty for his fugly bald a$$. :roll:
Don't think I haven't thought of it. Even considered it. SERiously considered it.
But the guys I know who've gotten them say that there's a good chunk of 'em after USA papers and most of your money. And they feel if they're going to put up with your fugly butt for a coupla years, they're entitled to it. And yet a pre-nup is considered insulting.
So...it's still me and my Ibanez...
then put your valubles in a trusted relatives name or make them co-owner.This loser that i was talking about had no money,car,home....NADA!!!Just a mouth that ran like a carnival barker. :roll: if HE can get one.....
:shock:
That's WHY he gets one - he's got nothing to lose. And they've got nothing to gain, since he has nothing. With my luck with women, I'd come home with a sweet beautiful one who'd let a year go by and then clean my clock (and my wallet).
I knew I was wasting my time \"investing for the future\". Who'da thunk having money would be a bad thing. :evil:
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Mackinaw Taffy?
Another thing this forum needs is a heavily trafficked \"hott women who want shredd\" category. I'd like that... 8)
Are you interested in forming a band called \"... Lonely Hearts Club Band\"? and play for all those hotties around there?
I'm sure they'd go crazy about us instantly :roll: LOL
:shock: :? ....a large female moderator? or a large paddle?? :? :shock:
try this........
1-shave your head or get a mullet
2-get a job landscaping
3-wear checkerboard pattern shirts and khaki-pants exclusively
4-familiarize yourself with ALL female bands and their history
and you'll ALWAYS get chicks.............
................it works for my sister at least :? :roll: ......................... :P
i heard a small explosion..............was that your mind??? :P
i say ...........................mail order ya one.I met this guitar player this year and he got him a russian one and she was too pretty for his fugly bald a$$. :roll:
to be shot dead
:shock:
But the guys I know who've gotten them say that there's a good chunk of 'em after USA papers and most of your money. And they feel if they're going to put up with your fugly butt for a coupla years, they're entitled to it. And yet a pre-nup is considered insulting.
So...it's still me and my Ibanez...
More people complaining about their inability to find a woman
Sure.... :roll:
(We know your getting fashion and make up tips...)
then put your valubles in a trusted relatives name or make them co-owner.This loser that i was talking about had no money,car,home....NADA!!!Just a mouth that ran like a carnival barker. :roll: if HE can get one.....
That's WHY he gets one - he's got nothing to lose. And they've got nothing to gain, since he has nothing. With my luck with women, I'd come home with a sweet beautiful one who'd let a year go by and then clean my clock (and my wallet).
I knew I was wasting my time \"investing for the future\". Who'da thunk having money would be a bad thing. :evil: