Musician Jokes
Heard any good music related jokes lately?
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on their dashboard?
So they can park in the handicapped space!
Why does a band need a Bass player?
To translate for the Drummer!
How many Drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
5! 1 to change the bulb, and 4 to argue about how much better Neil Peart would've done it!
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on their dashboard?
So they can park in the handicapped space!
Why does a band need a Bass player?
To translate for the Drummer!
How many Drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
5! 1 to change the bulb, and 4 to argue about how much better Neil Peart would've done it!
Comments
Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He just holds the light bulb, and the world revolves around him.
A: Drool.
Why is a Drum Machine better than a Drummer?
It keeps better time, and won't sleep with your girlfriend!:shock:OUCH!
A Drummer walks into a bar...Oh, no, wait, he's already there...
Glad this is a GUITAR forum, right?
a drummer walks into a bar
he says 'ouch'
how can you tell if a drummer is at the door? the knock is not in time
A) Pay for the pizza and tell him to leave.
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
What's the differnece between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
Q: What happened when the bassist locked his keys in his car?
A: HE SPENT AN HOUR TRYING TO GET THE DRUMMER OUT
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
A: So that the rest of the band can understand them.
Check-in at the entrance to heaven.
\"What did you do on Earth?\"
\"I was a surgeon. I helped the lame to walk.\"
\"Well, go right on in through the Pearly Gates\"
\"What did you do on Earth?\"
\"I was a school teacher. I taught the blind to see.\"
\"Fine .. go right on in through the Pearly Gates!\"
\"What did you do on Earth?\"
\"I was a musician. I helped make sad people happy.\"
\"You can load in through the kitchen.\"
A: Homeless.
Q: What lives in your garden and stays in absolute time?
A: A metro-gnome!!!!!
Ewwwwwww