OK, this is why I love these forums, cause I can express what I really think (most of the time) without the usual consequences. For example, here Shredd has struck a kindred spirit in me in that I have always thought Shania was SMOKIN HOTTTT! But since I am married, I must shout it from only a few rooftops (like this one). Anyway, love any conversation involving Shania (Twain that is). And any husband with a nickname \"mutt\" has got to have some kind of a problem. However in this instance I think there are three probabilities:
1. He is freakin stupid. (Mutt that is)
2. She has worn him out
3. He has found a younger \"Shania\" (in which case he is not so stupid)
In any case, this is Shredd's moment and I agree that it is now or never.
I don't understand why you need to wait until she is divorced. Maybe that's just me.
Welllll...lessee. I'm asking one of the hottest women in entertainment to leave her rich, famous husband who has legendary talent and made her career, and is the father of her child. In order to get with me, who can't get my PTP to work and writes lyrics that'd make the Spice Girls hurl. :oops:
You do the math...and you can guess why I'd wait for the right moment...
'Course, if I were iliace, Shania'd be beating down MY door. :roll:
I remember that first time I saw Shania on TV. Sinbad (of all people) was the person introducing her. He kept saying \"She is so 'fine'\" about 10 times. Then, just before she came on, he said \"did I mention she was 'fine'?\" Then she hit the stage, and I was stunned by this woman's beauty. Truly stunning.
She is fine. It's almost not a matter of opinion...she's just tasty. It's like saying Adriana Lima is pretty - for a girl...
So...she's not returning my phone calls. How can I get hooked up with her, without getting another restraining order? I don't wanna be responsible for WY having a \"three strikes\" law... :oops:
I sent her a note at her fan site. And I'm sure it will stand out from the millions of teenage girls' messages, and the other billion guys who heard she's getting divorced.
I like Rawb's idea. I'm cleaning out my couch change to buy the rest of New Zealand so I can live next door to her. That oughtta do it. :roll:
...move to Lake Geneva, Switzerland, ...change your name to
Franz-Zillertaler von SchürLong-zenjäger
...and open an Alpine Yodeling Studio. :?
Then send out free lesson coupons to Shania, and any Rush-lovin' hottie-schnitzels,
and \"Yudl - Ay - EEE - Ooooo\"
Shredd, it seems we all have a story--or should I say fantasy--about Shania. My wife even knows that when there is a Shania song on the radio, there is to be total silence until the end--yes, much like the Seinfeld episode with one of Elains boyfriends when he hears Deperado. It is interesting to see all my Shania music mixed in with my Rock/Heavy Metal music.
I will say, I am rooting for ya. It would be good to see one of us commoners hooking up with Shania.
I guess I am pretty fortunate to have a wife that looked like Tawny Kitaen--you know David Coverdales redhead girlfriend from the Whitesnake videos. I am also happy to say that my wife has aged better than Tawny.
...move to Lake Geneva, Switzerland, ...change your name to Franz-Zillertaler von SchürLong-zenjäger
...and open an Alpine Yodeling Studio. :?
Then send out free lesson coupons to Shania, and any Rush-lovin' hottie-schnitzels, and \"Yudl - Ay - EEE - Ooooo\"
I don't think RUSH-listening is allowed in Suisse. :? So that's out.
And if I could warm her toes, she'd be yodeling for sherr! :twisted:
I guess I am pretty fortunate to have a wife that looked like Tawny Kitaen--you know David Coverdales redhead girlfriend from the Whitesnake videos. I am also happy to say that my wife has aged better than Tawny.
Dood. You have no idea HOW lucky. Tawny represents all that is luscious about women.
8^p~~~
She's an awful actress - I saw her in Bachelor Party with a young Tom Hanks...she was terrible, yet you had to rewind and freeze frame, just to look at her. :oops:
So, are you n yer wife gonna hook me up with one of her hott single friends, or what?!?
Comments
1. He is freakin stupid. (Mutt that is)
2. She has worn him out
3. He has found a younger \"Shania\" (in which case he is not so stupid)
In any case, this is Shredd's moment and I agree that it is now or never.
Good Luck,
Yours Truly,
Mustang Sally
You do the math...and you can guess why I'd wait for the right moment...
'Course, if I were iliace, Shania'd be beating down MY door. :roll:
A) only as good as the talent he has to work with.
Married one of the hottest n talented female singers of this era, but couldn't make it work right. <---- sounds like woodstock :shock: :P
How many multi rich folk actually stay married for over a decade? So perhaps this was another success story for the mutt!
Maybe Shania is trading in the 'old ' model for a newer one before her looks fade.
Go for it shredd.
So...she's not returning my phone calls. How can I get hooked up with her, without getting another restraining order? I don't wanna be responsible for WY having a \"three strikes\" law... :oops:
Buy some of that New Zealand forrest next to hers!
Move next to her folks and network them to her!
Write her a song. Then stalk her till she listens to it and likes it, then you!
That's all the suggestions I have.
3 kinds of people in this world.
A) Those who make it happen
C) Those who wonder what happened
Go get her Shredd! ...... Good Luck!
I like Rawb's idea. I'm cleaning out my couch change to buy the rest of New Zealand so I can live next door to her. That oughtta do it. :roll:
Franz-Zillertaler von SchürLong-zenjäger
...and open an Alpine Yodeling Studio. :?
Then send out free lesson coupons to Shania, and any Rush-lovin' hottie-schnitzels,
and \"Yudl - Ay - EEE - Ooooo\"
I'm in.
REALLY??? :shock:
your \"IN\"?????
have ya pulled it back out???
:P :P :P
(sorry,couldn't resist :twisted: )
Why would you ever?
peace
BTW - in this song - what did she do??? :shock:
Can't get enough of this hottie... 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e5Gh7zYtc&feature=related
No don't do it!!! I try not to dream, Look what happened to MLK when he did
I will say, I am rooting for ya. It would be good to see one of us commoners hooking up with Shania.
I guess I am pretty fortunate to have a wife that looked like Tawny Kitaen--you know David Coverdales redhead girlfriend from the Whitesnake videos. I am also happy to say that my wife has aged better than Tawny.
Anyway, Good Luck to ya
And if I could warm her toes, she'd be yodeling for sherr! :twisted:
8^p~~~
She's an awful actress - I saw her in Bachelor Party with a young Tom Hanks...she was terrible, yet you had to rewind and freeze frame, just to look at her. :oops:
So, are you n yer wife gonna hook me up with one of her hott single friends, or what?!?
Blooz: that is just nasty...LOLLLL. Way to kill a revived Shania thread. Now I have to re-energize with some Shania vids.
JV