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Help for you MARRIED guys

shreddshredd
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I know my fruitless (so far?!?) search for a lovely woman of my own has amused most of you and maybe even annoyed a few.
But I know that for all you married guys out there in Forum-land, our fascination with our GNX's, musical instruments, and other objects of our G/A/S is probably a source of much irritation for the wives.
SO...I want to help. I've displayed a peice of rack gear you can build for yourself to make the necessary adjustments to each person's demeanor so that you may all have harmonious (no pun intended :roll: ) marraiges.
:lol::lol::lol:

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  • slejhamerslejhamer
    Does it have a noise gate?

    8)
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  • ManitouManitou
    simpsons_44.gifYeah...haha...v-e-r-y funny.
    I tried this computer gadget...it shows how easily a man is turned on....
    and then it is suppose to teach you how to turn on a woman.
    (grumble...turn on a woman my butt)...I got tons of electrical shocks.

    Then I called the support techs and they said to hook it up to another computer.
    All it did then, was train you with your \"online self\" to build up
    face muscles for all the slaps your're gonna get...
    when you go try to actually turn on some woman.

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  • shreddshredd
    You must have the adjustments wrong. Play with the knobs some more. :lol::lol:
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  • ednrgednrg
    In your graphic:
    I just noticed that the hand/arm that guy puts \"inside\" the monitor, isn't the same hand/arm he slapped with. :shock:
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  • partchpartch
    That's wierd :shock: good eye Ed :lol:
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  • gtausgtaus
    Shredd, love your rack equipment. Does the women unit come with a \"mute\" button? I'd prefer a footswitch mute for the women unit so I don't have to stop playing, but on the rack would be nice too.

    Also, I was wondering if the delay knob could dial in about 2 or 3 weeks of delay? That would be very cool.
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  • shreddshredd
    :lol::lol: I don't know if there's a delay function, but I'm sure you could wire in a remote-opearable muting circuit. I think ver.2 is going to have adjustments for Memory Duration & Intensity, and also one that adjusts the Shiny Things & New Shoes olfactory function. :lol::lol:
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  • insideoutinsideout
    \ednrg\ wrote:
    In your graphic:
    I just noticed that the hand/arm that guy puts \"inside\" the monitor, isn't the same hand/arm he slapped with. :shock:

    Everything must be opposite in the parallel cyber universe :shock:
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  • ManitouManitou
    222px-Frink.gif

    There is a noise suppressor linked to a ground loop gaboiiiii and the hiiiieee.
    You have to adjust the bottom-left orange knob thingie with the bottom right yellow knob
    and watch the little red LED indicator for the grafenominator coil
    discombobulation.
    The LED will flash once if you are syncing the noise suppressor in a favorable direction.
    It has to be in-phase by using the top right knob with the slim-to-fat indicator to go from unwanted noise to
    Hummer.
    Squeals and moans can also be achieved if you add the proper pinch-harmonic.
    If the LED begins to flutter...you will be in the wrong direction and severe
    electrical shocks are probillacaloiiiiiii nit-nit-nit---swamp.


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    AHH..if yoo acheeeve de elusive Hummer...please to let Apu know how yoo did that. I have too many youngin's. Tankyoo.
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