I HAVE JUST FIVE WORDS.........

iliace

that every girl dreams about

P.G.Shadow

a brand new diamond ring

thehootman

and an extremely long, thick

WOGS858

fur coat, that she could

shando

wear without the need for...

TY

shando

thehootman

tight, slightly uncomfortable yet worthwhile

insideout

cut-off jeans that oh my

Manitou

(two-fingered whistled loudly)
SWEEeeeeeeeet FORrEEeaaLL ..grrrWOOF....pant..slobber :P

thehootman

said the talking dog who

WOGS858

who couldn' get his eyes

shando

off those hot pants and

iliace

hot chocolate covered ice cream

thehootman

that was being sold by

WOGS858

the girl in those pants

iliace

who was overcharging because she

WOGS858

had to bankroll her plot

Manitou

to change her slurpee reputation ...

thehootman

in order to ascend to

P.G.Shadow

Not getting screwed on E-bay

groovy

Let's vote the funniest post

groovy

I liked the \"phyrigian scale\" !!!

thehootman

said Joe Satriani as he

iliace

Hey Dobb... two thousandth post!

groovy

Welcome to the new Millenium !!

P.G.Shadow

as he rubs it in

thehootman

while wearing skimpy, provocative clothes

Dobb

:P Dobb will get 2000 posts :P

Dobb

even if I have to

Dobb

write multiple posts about nothing

Dobb

to catch up to you