Christmas Recipe
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Tequila Christmas Cake
1-cup water
1-tsp baking soda
1-cup of sugar
1-tsp SALT
1-cup Brown Sugar
Lemon Juice
4-large eggs
NUTS
1 bottle of Tequila
2-cups of dried fruit
1. Sample the Tequila to check the quality
2. Take a large bowl - sample the Tequila again. To be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3. Repeat.
4. Turn on electric mixer.
5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of butter. Beat again.
7. At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
8. Turn off the mixer thingy.
9. Break 2 large eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
10. Test the Tequila again for freshynesst
11. Pick the friggin fruit up off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterer just pry it loose with a drewscrive.
14. Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisiticity.
15. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
16. Check the Tequila.
17. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
18. Add one table.
19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
20. Greash the oven.
21. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
22. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
23. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the Tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tequila Christmas Cake
1-cup water
1-tsp baking soda
1-cup of sugar
1-tsp SALT
1-cup Brown Sugar
Lemon Juice
4-large eggs
NUTS
1 bottle of Tequila
2-cups of dried fruit
1. Sample the Tequila to check the quality
2. Take a large bowl - sample the Tequila again. To be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3. Repeat.
4. Turn on electric mixer.
5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of butter. Beat again.
7. At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
8. Turn off the mixer thingy.
9. Break 2 large eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
10. Test the Tequila again for freshynesst
11. Pick the friggin fruit up off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterer just pry it loose with a drewscrive.
14. Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisiticity.
15. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
16. Check the Tequila.
17. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
18. Add one table.
19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
20. Greash the oven.
21. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
22. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
23. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the Tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tal