It's up to 247 reveiws, like 5 pages worth. Did you read any of the reviews? I've been dying laughing, as these people are so funny. This has got to be the Year's Best product review.
For safety reasons, never use this product while driving.
Like that warning is gonna stop people! LMAO .. My first thought was how freakin dumb.. Then the light bulb went on.. Hey! But when headin' down the highway. with the cruise control on... Now I can write all them lyrics down that go thru my head when driving... And they won't be forgotten any more... Gee thanks tou, this is just the ticket!
I can cut my lines of Crank to keep me driving for 70 hrs straight on them long hauls now, without having to stop.
True story, I didn't want to turn my steering wheel and loose my dope, so I had to plow through a Mini-Mart.
I was able to grab a 12-pack that bounced onto my hood, and some lunch meats.
Anyway, you do have to use some common sense when using this. :?
I was at first worried about the weight limit on the tray.
You know...belly space. :P
It's up to 247 reveiws, like 5 pages worth. Did you read any of the reviews? I've been dying laughing, as these people are so funny. This has got to be the Year's Best product review.
Yeah, it's hilarious all right...the comments and reviews are especially funny. What worries me is that out of 1000 people, one jack@$$ is going to think to himself \"what a great idea!!\" - and end up driving behind me. :shock:
Especially if he is a radical Islamic Jihadist. He's probably using it to load his gun. Fortunately though because of good old Murphy's Law, as he turns his wheel to get along side you, the gun will slip off the tray and go off, shooting his own face off, as he yelling Alahu Arkbar at you. Then the car will kareen into the ditch in a ball of flames, and the airbag will send that tray up his arse.
So, the tray could also work to one's advantage, even in the hands of an idiot.
Then I have a story about a jerk on a cell phone who rear ends you at 35mph, and blames you, because you came out of no where.
Shredd, I do agree with you, and I think that is the point these people are making as well. Amazon has to be embarassed to promote such a ridiculas product. hahahaha
I was reading some more, and I KNOW this Driver. :shock:
That made it all the more funny. I do think I know someone else who posted a comment too.
By Matthew D. Taylor \"Daddy's Mistake\"
As an over the road trucker, I was often in need of a good, flat space to update my bill of ladings, travel logs, Phineas and Ferb fan fiction and suicide notes. Thanks to this little beauty I was able to knock out four new story lines of P&F with the Warner Bros characters (awesome kind of cross promotion those dipwads at Disney won't allow), plus I have a 47 page death mantra that details everyone that's ever done me wrong. All of this while cruising from St. Louis to Boulder! Now that I'm in the mountains, I've mailed off my manifesto to the Salt Lake City Reporter with the title \"Destination: Rolling Death\" and I'm heading your way, Mormons. Everyone on I-80 watch out. I'm in a big red truck with \"Daddy's Mistake\" painted on the side and have jammed enough crystal meth and oven cleaner into my system that I'm numb on the left side and have to drive with my head out the window to feel anything.
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Like that warning is gonna stop people! LMAO .. My first thought was how freakin dumb.. Then the light bulb went on.. Hey! But when headin' down the highway. with the cruise control on... Now I can write all them lyrics down that go thru my head when driving... And they won't be forgotten any more... Gee thanks tou, this is just the ticket!
True story, I didn't want to turn my steering wheel and loose my dope, so I had to plow through a Mini-Mart.
I was able to grab a 12-pack that bounced onto my hood, and some lunch meats.
Anyway, you do have to use some common sense when using this. :?
I was at first worried about the weight limit on the tray.
You know...belly space. :P
Especially if he is a radical Islamic Jihadist. He's probably using it to load his gun. Fortunately though because of good old Murphy's Law, as he turns his wheel to get along side you, the gun will slip off the tray and go off, shooting his own face off, as he yelling Alahu Arkbar at you. Then the car will kareen into the ditch in a ball of flames, and the airbag will send that tray up his arse.
So, the tray could also work to one's advantage, even in the hands of an idiot.
Then I have a story about a jerk on a cell phone who rear ends you at 35mph, and blames you, because you came out of no where.
I was reading some more, and I KNOW this Driver. :shock:
That made it all the more funny. I do think I know someone else who posted a comment too.
By Matthew D. Taylor \"Daddy's Mistake\"
As an over the road trucker, I was often in need of a good, flat space to update my bill of ladings, travel logs, Phineas and Ferb fan fiction and suicide notes. Thanks to this little beauty I was able to knock out four new story lines of P&F with the Warner Bros characters (awesome kind of cross promotion those dipwads at Disney won't allow), plus I have a 47 page death mantra that details everyone that's ever done me wrong. All of this while cruising from St. Louis to Boulder! Now that I'm in the mountains, I've mailed off my manifesto to the Salt Lake City Reporter with the title \"Destination: Rolling Death\" and I'm heading your way, Mormons. Everyone on I-80 watch out. I'm in a big red truck with \"Daddy's Mistake\" painted on the side and have jammed enough crystal meth and oven cleaner into my system that I'm numb on the left side and have to drive with my head out the window to feel anything.