What's yer excuse? >8^/
So...do you have any excuses you can share?
here are some of mine.
Boss calls, and wonders what is my excuse for being late for work.
A good one might be...
\"The voices told me to clean all my guns today...I'll be in soon.\" :evil:
If its a Monday...say..\"what do you mean? today is Sunday.\"
To the Cop...
\"Please ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not god.\"
\"I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.\"
or...\"I was just trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal.\" :?
here are some of mine.
Boss calls, and wonders what is my excuse for being late for work.
A good one might be...
\"The voices told me to clean all my guns today...I'll be in soon.\" :evil:
If its a Monday...say..\"what do you mean? today is Sunday.\"
To the Cop...
\"Please ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not god.\"
\"I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.\"
or...\"I was just trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal.\" :?
Comments
...you mean like...your friend comes home, and says...
\"Geeeeez Shredd...what have you been doing all day?? Did you do the laundry?\"
\"Well.... I just woke up and I needed some coffee!
But, we're OUT.... so I needed to go to the store!
But, before I can go to the store, I need to get dressed.
Before I can get dressed, I need a shower.
Before I shower, I need some clean clothes to put on, and yes... I needed to do laundry.
I couldn't do the laundry because, too many dirty dishes were piled ontop of the washing machine.
Before I can do the dishes, I need some coffee!!
Heck with it! I'll just have another beer and try again tomorrow.\"
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
No..seriously, and before that I should spend more time with my blender.
I guess you guy's are all steady Eddie...mature, responsible, disciplined, and stuff...
and I'm the only one here full of excuses. :?
Yer like... \"I'd post something, but I use allot of really hard words for you to understand,
or....I'm rather busy right now, and I have to go floss the cat.\"
I'm like... \"I ate it raw, and need to stay close to the bathroom.\" :roll:
Or...I'd get a real life, like the rest of you guy's... but the tracking device
on my ankle will go off 50 feet from the house.\"
and yer like...\"I heard the feds were after you.\"
and I'm like...\"Not now, I'm in the Witless Protection Program.\"
and yer like...\"No...the IRS.\"
and I'm like... \"I thought my ACORN membership took care of all that.\" :roll:
LMFAO...... Your friends don't know nothin'! 8)
And they wonder why they can't talk to chicks....... :P
ps.. I had an excuse once .. but I ignored it.... oh wait wrong thread , I think.maybe... aw I am all confused