Gig Mishaps or Disasters!
Thought this might be a fun one guys 
I had a good one at the biggest gig we ever played, in a band I was in years ago.
We had played many pubs and clubs but we finally got a gig at the Stairways Rock Club! This was THE place to play as they had some amazing bands play there through the years.....Magnum, Gillan, Faith No More, Little Angels......even Iron Maiden in the 80's
Our set started with all lights out....smoke.....a police siren stated to wail!!!
I was then supposed to rattle the back of my guitar neck whilst slowly turning up the volume....then...BANG! We're off!
I was rattling and turning like mad but nothing was happening! :shock:
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :?
I hadn't plugged my guitar in! :oops:
After what seemed like a lifetime scratching about in the dark for my lead
I finally found it, plugged in to a pop-squeal-bang....finally we were off!
Didn't need much lighting after that as I'm sure my face lit up the whole stage! :oops: :oops:
You guys got any good ones.....or is it just me!
Pity the fool!
Later folks

I had a good one at the biggest gig we ever played, in a band I was in years ago.
We had played many pubs and clubs but we finally got a gig at the Stairways Rock Club! This was THE place to play as they had some amazing bands play there through the years.....Magnum, Gillan, Faith No More, Little Angels......even Iron Maiden in the 80's
Our set started with all lights out....smoke.....a police siren stated to wail!!!
I was then supposed to rattle the back of my guitar neck whilst slowly turning up the volume....then...BANG! We're off!
I was rattling and turning like mad but nothing was happening! :shock:
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :?
I hadn't plugged my guitar in! :oops:
After what seemed like a lifetime scratching about in the dark for my lead
I finally found it, plugged in to a pop-squeal-bang....finally we were off!
Didn't need much lighting after that as I'm sure my face lit up the whole stage! :oops: :oops:
You guys got any good ones.....or is it just me!

Pity the fool!

Later folks
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pull out once which also pulled the cable out of the end of the jack because the cable was of course wrapped through and over the strap button so I wouldn't pull it out of my guitar to begin with. Stepped on a OD pedal once for a solo only to hear the battery go dead because I didn't check it before the gig. Those are the highlights for messin with guitars for 40 years. No It's not just you.
I can honestly say that I have never been in a situation where the song has gone so bad like that since that night. However, if things do go badly, we either play a really easy song to follow up and get our stage courage back, or we make a little joke about our interesting jazz version of the cover.... At any rate, it's only Rock N' Roll, so you have fun with it and move on....
Personally, I have sung backup on complete songs only to discover at the end of the song that my mic was turned off the whole time. I have also played the wrong bass riff or run in a song. We have a couple of songs that are similiar on the bass, but the run is different. If my fingers hit the wrong run, it's embarrassing. A couple of weeks ago, our lead singer started singing the wrong lyrics to the song we were playing. He had a brain damage moment and we had to shout out the lyrics to him to remind him what song we were playing. So we played through the intro a couple more times and he picked it up the second time around. It happens. Nobody made a big deal out of it. And he was able to shake it off and start over.
The more I play, the more I think the professionalism is not just making fewer mistakes, it's actually learning how to support your bandmates, and yourself, when you do make those mistakes.
But a truly flawless, perfect show is for the guys who make $100,000 a night and do it four nights a week for 8 months. The rest of us just do our best, have fun, and grope groupies. (oh wait, that's just me. :twisted:).
I recall an old friend of mine who was a real live pro - he'd gone to college for sound engineering, played in a successful 80's hair band, then gone on compose, play, and record awesome acoustic/classical/instrumental albums. One time, while we were recording one of his albums, he was screwing up this one song over n over. About the 10th take, he laughed and said how when he played the song live, he screwed it up just as often, but he'd just keep going, and no one ever noticed.
Now that's a pro. 8)
I saw Al Dimeola. He was playing and then said \"I totally botched that\" and many of us, including musicians in the venue said ....????????
[ Joe ]
Its so funny- we've learned to accept when we come off the stage feeling great, that everybody on the crew sort of avoids looking at us,
then eventually someone says...\"oh, too bad about the show tonight.\" [ laughs ]
And we go...what do you mean? that was the best show we did.
Then the one where we come off screaming at each other, its just sort of like saying...oh we just ruined that one!
someone walks in saying that was the best one you guys ever did!
so glad you played that way tonight.
So we've given up just trying to figure that one out.
Great! Unplanned, unprepared, unrehearsed unaccompanied guitar solo - my favorite. So I started playing some classical arrangements in the key of the last song (D minor, the saddest of all keys)... slowly progressed into an unstructured, free-time improv... and decided to use the wah pedal.
Well, my processor I was using at the time had a short somewhere in its analog stages. So, just as soon as I kicked the wah, it started going in and out.
For the 10 minutes the final song proceeded, it continued to go in and out, and I spent half the time kicking the box so that I'd get my signal back...
Sounds like a Spinal Tap moment. At least you were not locked in a giant eggshell.
Ladies and gentleman \"\"Force of Habit\"\" as the curtain slides along a 5ft high stage toppling 3 mic stands with mics on. PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK.
No stage hands or bouncers would lift a finger. As our singer and I jumped off stage to retrieve of egos and mic stands . We gave it another try.
My singer was good for breaking tension and could supply a laugh or two. So the chuckle was at our expense but the crowd didn't feel sorry for us they rolled with us.
After about 3-4 songs a stage light came loose and fell on our bass players amp head. Well after we got the fire out the crowd had another good chuckle.
We can roll with this. Couple songs later our lead singer looses 99% of his voice. Pushes his mic into the drummers face and the drummer finishes the vocals for the song.
Great now tonite we are a 3 piece band. The bass player and I both sang the rest of the set.
So I figured do long guitar solos to fill time. I know my solos are better than my voice.
So while a blues tune comes up a girl comes up on stage to dance with while I played.. OK cool let it happen and in 30sec- 1 min eye ball the bouncer to get rid of her. He would not lift a finger. She was allllll over me I could barely finish the song. She was sooooooooo drunk. So I walked her to the edge of the stage near the stairs. Turned and went back to play the next tune.
Looked back and she fell headfirst off the stage.
I'll stop here cuz you can guess the rest was horrible too.
good times good times.... lol
Did the drunk chick as least flash the band?!?