A new world order has arisen...
As I approach my 3000th :shock: post, I've gone deep inward to reflect on this, and have had some profound revelations that I must share with you all, my brothers in GNX-ism.
The first revelation was that CLEARLY I either have too much time on my hands, or I'm having too little fun in my own reality.
The next was that I've dug having my GNX so much that I'm actually interested in what other people think. What a concept.
And most profound of all was that, after my nearly constant presence here, not one of you dirtbags has set me up with your wife's hott single friends. Thanks for nuthin'. :P
In that light, I've decided that in addition to learning how to play my guitar, write more music, and learn how to not frighten children when I sing, I should absolutely move somewhere that has women who are at least as interested in men as they are their dogs.
The first revelation was that CLEARLY I either have too much time on my hands, or I'm having too little fun in my own reality.
The next was that I've dug having my GNX so much that I'm actually interested in what other people think. What a concept.
And most profound of all was that, after my nearly constant presence here, not one of you dirtbags has set me up with your wife's hott single friends. Thanks for nuthin'. :P
In that light, I've decided that in addition to learning how to play my guitar, write more music, and learn how to not frighten children when I sing, I should absolutely move somewhere that has women who are at least as interested in men as they are their dogs.
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Shredd perhaps you may want to consider a m/o/b! I tried, really! but none of the single friends want to go to 20 mi. outside east bumble ***k
Breakdown:
17 posts that contain content that actually pertains to the subject.
2983 posts about woman out of your league.
Just kidding bro
Is that anything like a M.I.L.F.??? :shock:
My little burg may be in the middle of nowhere, but it's easily one of the prettiest places in the western USA. What woman wouldn't love that??? :?
For all I know some of them may be a milf.
MMMMmmm......
I once bought a Cougar with a \"Cougar\" :twisted:
I actually have been watching the post count and was wondering when 3000 was gonna creep its head around the corner 8)
having close to 5000 posts of my own floating around cyberspace i have counted my blessings on Something.................by chatting at forums i have made the best friends a dude can have at the sametime i have weeded out the iliterate and the drunks 8) Try doing THAT at the grocery store :P
and i DID help Shreds cause by finding him a blond chick with huge torpedos :twisted: Now if he can get over her back hair , moustache ,uni-brow,and the fact that she's gay..... :P
you can find ANYTHING here if you go out and look
i absolutely love this corrective editing filter
My dear boy Shredd...I am sure you're waiting for my retort with baited breath..(you should brush&floss more often...)
I have nothing to say!...
(actually, your statement-\"The first revelation was that CLEARLY I either have too much time on my hands, or I'm having too little fun in my own reality.\"
...Betrays your own self loathing...believe in yourself, be confident...and you will always succeed....\"Grasshopper\"
Experience is everything. Although instead of dogs you'ld have to put up with 3 birds and her schedule at the gym. I can barely handle her energy level. When I met my wife 27 years ago she had a dog and a cat. I played music. We came to a mutual understanding. Although at some point I gave up the band in the basement and somehow at one point we had 5 cats and 2 dogs. We are down to 3 cats and 2 dogs at this crossroad of life. She is finally getting over it. Although all of the cats we now have moved in by their own free will. And there isn't any such thing as a free animal. As much as I would like to have only one dog and cat again, I'm still to addicted to my wife. It's part of who she is and I wouldn't trade that for anything. Sometimes you just have to put up with stuff. And I can still make noise when I need to. It's a fair trade in our somewhat bizzare life we have together. Although I still stand by my 3 rules of marriage, Anything you say can and will be used against you at a later time and date. Keeping your mouth shut and nodding your head at the appropriate time keeps you out of alot of s---. Any argument you've ever had may be argued and settled again, or not. It's also more important to be the right person than to find the right person.
( Manitou's day at the beach )
You think you have no life... :?
I have you all beat. All 793 of my posts are Wack.
...but I did find out I enjoy annoying people who speak with a Russian accent.
After meeting you Shredd... I feel much better about my girlfriend S-S-S-S-Sarah. She may be just an air head...with an inflatable personality...but then you made me realize, how lonely I'd be without her. :P
I actually just lucked upon this site. I was looking for Black & Decker 1/4 hp aquarium pump motor parts...when I first came here. Now...I just suffer from an irreversible internet addiction. So...the least I can do...is enable you in return.
Luv ya Bro!
Not that I wouldn't feel better if she did...