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shredd has \"adjusted his standards\"

shreddshredd
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Well, I decided to take everyone's advice and lower my standards in order to increase my chances of a date.
So whattya think of my new dream girl???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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  • insideoutinsideout
    She's exactly what I pictured for you shredd!!! She's perfect :lol: . I just wish I could figure a way to get that as my desktop background :shock:
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  • CobaltbloozCobaltblooz
    I don't think you can get her.....
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  • shreddshredd
    \Cobaltblooz\ wrote:
    I don't think you can get her.....
    Oh, like YOU could?!? :lol:
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  • thehootmanthehootman
    :!: :!: :!: :!:

    Save up for a holiday in australia and see how you go.... that is just horrid
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  • shreddshredd
    \thehootman\ wrote:
    Save up for a holiday in australia and see how you go.... that is just horrid
    That'd be a dream trip; the land of Oz, flush with succulent women with devastating accents.
    'Speshly if I can get you to fix me up with all your cute single friends. Or maybe all your cute friends' cute single moms...aren't you like 14??? :lol: :P
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  • wildmannwildmann
    My Dear Nephew, Shredd, :D If you've never awoke with a girl lookin' like that in your/her bed, :( :oops: you ain't never been ON THE ROAD!! Lke -Bismark N.D. in January. Scott's Bluff, Nebraska, also comes to mind. Poor homely girls need lovin too!![And they probably don't have \"THE NINJA!!\"] :? The best part about this fact is, They spend Thier money on YOU!!\" :P When you get into bed, and turn off the light, what matters is , Who Washed??\" :shock: {Redd Fox}A REAL Musician can handle The Bride Of Dracula!! :roll: More advice on Musician Survival from your Uncle Wildmann!! 8)
    Just A Gigalo {David Lee Roth} [Van- Halen] Geezer Rock Rules, Wildmann
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  • shreddshredd
    Thanks for the advice uncle wildmann...but I guess I'd rather be a wannabe musician than sleep with the bride of Dracula and be a 'real' musician. Call me nuts, but I like pretty women. 8)
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  • thehootmanthehootman
    I'm 18... but If you do come, I'll do my best :wink:
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  • shreddshredd
    \thehootman\ wrote:
    I'm 18... but If you do come, I'll do my best :wink:
    Noted. I'm probably too old :oops: to date cuties you don't have dibs on (are there any??). So any cute moms down there??? :twisted: Or at least women I won't go to jail for dating??
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  • shreddshredd
    Sorry...I couldn't take it any more. You guys can have the low-standard women...I'm holding out for a human one. :shock:
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  • cycloniccyclonic
    if I may be so bold :?

    Hot women are either high maintainance ,mental,.....or both :shock:

    when i had the chance of having a hot chick or a vintage muscle car......i chose the muscle car cause it would eventually be cheaper and get me some real women without the baggage :wink::lol:
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  • shreddshredd
    \cyclonic\ wrote:
    Hot women are either high maintainance ,mental,.....or both :shock:
    Agreed. I'd actually prefer a \"normal\" woman. But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human.
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  • wildmannwildmann
    8) Hotties always go to the highest bidder, :( what a shock!! :shock: Most women do! Survival Tip from Wildmann 8)
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  • cycloniccyclonic
    \shredd\ wrote:
    \cyclonic\ wrote:
    Hot women are either high maintainance ,mental,.....or both :shock:
    Agreed. I'd actually prefer a \"normal\" woman. But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human.

    nobody said you had to search for a troll :P (would you like one hump, or two :lol: )

    in this day and age for every decent guy out there......theres a cool chick fixing to divorce a retard that will be soon coming to market :twisted: there is at least one benefit to modern society :roll: she might be with that a!@#$%e today,but she might be making you eggs tomorrow morning :lol: :twisted:
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  • shreddshredd
    \wildmann\ wrote:
    8) Hotties always go to the highest bidder, :( what a shock!! :shock: Most women do! Survival Tip from Wildmann 8)
    And...sadly...in the USA especially, they also go for the guy who'll kiss their @$$ the longest, the most often, and the wettest. :evil:
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  • shreddshredd
    \cyclonic\ wrote:
    \shredd\ wrote:
    Agreed. I'd actually prefer a \"normal\" woman. But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human.
    nobody said you had to search for a troll :P (would you like one hump, or two :lol: )
    in this day and age for every decent guy out there......theres a cool chick fixing to divorce a retard that will be soon coming to market :twisted: there is at least one benefit to modern society :roll: she might be with that a!@#$%e today,but she might be making you eggs tomorrow morning :lol: :twisted:
    THAT'S what gives me hope!!! 8) So when are you guyz gonna start fixing me up with all these cool, newly single ladies your wife knows???
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  • iliaceiliace
    \shredd\ wrote:
    \wildmann\ wrote:
    8) Hotties always go to the highest bidder, :( what a shock!! :shock: Most women do! Survival Tip from Wildmann 8)
    And...sadly...in the USA especially, they also go for the guy who'll kiss their @$$ the longest, the most often, and the wettest. :evil:
    Well, that's not true on several levels. Sure they'll go for that guy... to buy them expensive things, take them out to nice places, and diss them on the spot for the guys they're actually attracted to. They know you'll come back crawling, and it boosts their self-esteem.

    Secondly, this is hardly a US-only phenomenon. Go to Europe and see for yourself - girls there are bigger users than in US, on average.
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  • shreddshredd
    \iliace\ wrote:
    Secondly, this is hardly a US-only phenomenon. Go to Europe and see for yourself - girls there are bigger users than in US, on average.
    :shock: :shock:
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  • cycloniccyclonic
    \shredd\ wrote:
    THAT'S what gives me hope!!! 8) So when are you guyz gonna start fixing me up with all these cool, newly single ladies your wife knows???

    I live in Nashville ,so it would be one HELL of a commute for ya to travel from the land of confusion to check out these \"southern girls\" :wink: :twisted:
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  • shreddshredd
    \cyclonic\ wrote:
    I live in Nashville ,so it would be one HELL of a commute for ya to travel from the land of confusion to check out these \"southern girls\" :wink: :twisted:
    Don't tempt me. I'm already saving up to go to Oz and meet all of 'hoot's girlfriends' moms.... :lol:
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  • BettyBooBettyBoo
    \shredd\ wrote:
    Don't tempt me. I'm already saving up to go to Oz and meet all of 'hoot's girlfriends' moms.... :lol:

    Well Shredd, if you do come over here I suggest a visit to the Gold Coast. Mate the place is full of hot 'mammas' - blondes, brunettes especially. Lot of em look like the chick on your latest avatar but have a 20 yr old kid cruising around. :shock: Bit old for me but I reckon a big night there and a gut full of booze and a bloke could end up in all sorts of mayhem! :lol: 8) That might be right up your alley! Oh, and don't worry...I'm sure they have a personality too....... :roll: :lol:

    :!: Just a word of caution though - they usually have one or two big fat friends who look after them! :shock: So I guess you gotta get on the right side of them first......how you do that is entirely up to you!! :lol:
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  • wildmannwildmann
    Yeah, almost All of the Hotties have a couple of N.S.H.[not so hot] \"Bar Lizzards\"[Safety in Numbers] to run interference for them, :( If the goin' gets RUFF. [You might think-it's Rough, but that's Entirely Different!] :o However, \"Shredd-Hopper\" :) [Advice from an old Road Warrior], Their Job, is kinda like a Rodeo Clown's, to put YOU \" Off-Target.\" Get THEM drunk first. and if you can't EVADE 'em, Go fer All of 'em,[Confuses Em!!] they Might teach ya how to make a \"Sandwich.\" \"The Girls All Get Prettier At Closin' Time.\" [Jerry Lee Lewis] and the N.S.H. TRY HARDER!! :D Trust Me, it'll be an Epiphany fer ya!! Besides, when yer Lost an' Alone in Emporia, Ks., in the middle of WINTER, Any PORT in a storm!! 2 N.S.H. and 1 Hottie, beats a\" 3 Dog Night\" {Eskimo for a really cold night [INFO from the Album Liner,] Dogs keep em from FREEZIN'} :P 2 or 4 legged. :lol: In ref. to, Kiss their @$$, the LONGEST, WETTEST etc. [fr. your recent post] NO WONDER they LEAVE YA!!, Yer \"CLOSE to the EDGE,\"[YES, th' Group] but NOT QUITE IN the \"Right Place\" :shock: \"Close, But No Cigar!! [Bill \"Slick Willie\" Clinton] :P :lol:
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  • iliaceiliace
    Smiley rampage.... :lol:
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  • BettyBooBettyBoo
    \iliace\ wrote:
    Smiley rampage.... :lol:

    :lol: Absolutely - and put in a way that only a muso would understand!
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  • wildmannwildmann
    Yeah, On the \"RIGHT side of the [N.S.H.] friends of the \"Hottie\"?? I know that things are a Little Different \"Down Under\" :shock: But, WHEN?? did they MOVE IT-- To the RIGHT?? :? I kinda Liked [Li@ked] [Choke, Cough!WHO SAID THAT?? :oops: ] IT Where IT Wuzz!! Down South, :D not East, or West!! :roll: Oh, Well, I guess, maybe Ol' Shredd'll Figure IT out \"SOMEDAY SOON\" [Joni Mitchell, Moe Bandy] I wonder how Old he Is?? I thought I was the only Geezer, Still Rockin!! :wink: A little humor from yer ol' Unk' Wildmann! 8)
    Don't try to lay no \"Boogie Woogie\" on the king o' Rock 'n Roll! [Long John Baldry] (Brit. Blues/Rocker,Old School!!
    8)
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