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OH DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER!!!

Oh..my..gawd..in..heaven.
OK - cast your mind. Remember the ol' days when you'd go drinking with your buds, looking for babes? (you old married guys, think back...waaayy back... :P ).
You'd get hammered, dance wildly with the fat ugly one while your friends laughed, then wake up naked with her the next morning, your pounding head barely able to comprehend the horror of what you've done.:shock:
Then the next time you saw your pals, you'd be furious that they didn't even TRY to stop you from doing such an appalling thing.

Well. I just listened to my #5 post(http://www.digitech.com/soundcomm/guitar_view_music.asp?productid=199&music_id=2552), and I am henceforth issuing a public appeal for forgiveness. I feel like the Musician Police are going to kick my door down and confiscate my microphone. :oops:

Remember: \"friends don't let friends post crappy music\".

I think I figured out why I never get lei'd - I can't sing worth a dam (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!). Anyone got Aimee Mann's phone #???

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  • Shred my dear boy let me be the first to tell you...... :shock:

    You couldn't play the guitar when you first started either coud you???
    Just keep singing!, a year from now you wont believe the improvement.....sing along to songs as much as you can....play notes on the guitar and try to sing the same pitch.....breath in very deeply, then use your diaphram to control the the air releasing whilst you sing....your voice isn't terrible (just a couple off notes here & there) and it sounded pretty good when you harmonized-do more of that.
  • Shred my dear boy let me be the first to tell you...... :shock:

    You couldn't play the guitar when you first started either coud you???
    Just keep singing!, a year from now you wont believe the improvement.....sing along to songs as much as you can....play notes on the guitar and try to sing the same pitch.....breath in very deeply, then use your diaphram to control the the air releasing whilst you sing....your voice isn't terrible (just a couple off notes here & there) and it sounded pretty good when you harmonized-do more of that.
    Thanks for the encouragement 'blooz...and by the way, AWESOME new avatar!!!
    I am totally new at singing - on \"tape\", that is - so I guess I'm a little surprised at myself that I'm so bad at it. I'm not proud of my singing voice at all, and I can't seem to find (or write) music that suits it. But I do like doing it, so i'll just keep cracking away at it, and I suppose the improvement will come with mileage. Those are good tips you gave...I'll keep working on it and soon I won't sound like Leonard Nimoy and Rosanne Barr's love child. :shock:
  • like Leonard Nimoy and Rosanne Barr's love child
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
  • Really, its not that bad. I mean, when my band's vocalist first started out, the only instrument he ever had played was a trombone....and he was 15............. :shock:
    And after practise, he improved heaps!! So we get gigs now. I mean to become a super good singer you'll most probably need lessons, but to become an acceptable rock singer, practise will do. 8)
  • Can't comment cause I can't sing.. Not even after 3 years of voice lessons :lol: . Sounded alright to me Shred. 8) .. Needs more guitar though. :lol: ...Fact is, as far as I'm concerned, everything should be all guitar... :lol:
  • Lol...shred, kuddos to even have the balls to post your voice when you are not sure...IKNOW I CAN'T SING and would NEVER post my voice. When we play, the boy's don't even give me a mike. Keep going you can never lose ground with practice, only improve..
    M.R.
  • Thanks guys, one n all...you're way too kind. We all know that if any of us walked into a club and heard singing like that we'd leave without so much as a beer.
    But...I don't mind posting my howling here 'cuz you are all very cool about it, knowing I'm new at it and a rank amatuer...and I figure it'll only get better with practice and better music selection (songs that are in the ballpark of my vocal range - or at least in the same sport!!!).
    Thanks again for your encouragement!!! 8)
  • \shredd\ wrote:
    Oh..my..gawd..in..heaven.
    OK - cast your mind. Remember the ol' days when you'd go drinking with your buds, looking for babes? (you old married guys, think back...waaayy back... :P ).
    You'd get hammered, dance wildly with the fat ugly one while your friends laughed, then wake up naked with her the next morning, your pounding head barely able to comprehend the horror of what you've done.:shock:
    Then the next time you saw your pals, you'd be furious that they didn't even TRY to stop you from doing such an appalling thing.

    Well. I just listened to my #5 post(http://www.digitech.com/soundcomm/guitar_view_music.asp?productid=199&music_id=2552), and I am henceforth issuing a public appeal for forgiveness. I feel like the Musician Police are going to kick my door down and confiscate my microphone. :oops:

    Remember: \"friends don't let friends post crappy music\".

    I think I figured out why I never get lei'd - I can't sing worth a dam (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!). Anyone got Aimee Mann's phone #???

    Why? Have you done it before??? Thats really sucks.... Thats the worst thing that could ever happen to your life. I petty you if you have encountered it before. Thats probably the craziest thing that you have done in your entire life....

    Well, good luck anyway, atleast you've already discovered the pleasure of it...

    :twisted:


  • You are too funny Shred! Thanks for the early morning laugh! :lol:
  • \aino\ wrote:
    \shredd\ wrote:
    Oh..my..gawd..in..heaven.
    OK - cast your mind. Remember the ol' days when you'd go drinking with your buds, looking for babes? (you old married guys, think back...waaayy back... :P ).
    You'd get hammered, dance wildly with the fat ugly one while your friends laughed, then wake up naked with her the next morning, your pounding head barely able to comprehend the horror of what you've done.:shock:
    Then the next time you saw your pals, you'd be furious that they didn't even TRY to stop you from doing such an appalling thing.

    Why? Have you done it before??? Thats really sucks.... Thats the worst thing that could ever happen to your life. I petty you if you have encountered it before. Thats probably the craziest thing that you have done in your entire life....

    Well, good luck anyway, atleast you've already discovered the pleasure of it...

    :twisted:
    Welllll...let's just say I've gotten cozy with some women I wouldn't show off at a party. :oops: But fat women need lovin' too, right? RIGHT?? :lol:
    But at least when I \"try to\" sing, I don't have to do the walk of shame the next day. I just have to listen to it and cringe, wondering when I'll get good enough at it to do duets with Harry connick and Aimee Mann.... :roll:
  • I really agree... Not just fat women, but most of the women in general like to be love... Thats a continual process, btw, do you like fat women???



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  • \aino\ wrote:
    I really agree... Not just fat women, but most of the women in general like to be love... Thats a continual process, btw, do you like fat women???


    He does when he's hammered!
  • :idea: Try singing to your fat women after your drunk :!: Then you'll think you sound better and have a groupie to back it up :twisted: :lol:

    Its like Dorie said in finding Nemo...Just keep singing...and she had a beyoottifool voice too :wink:

    Just keep singing until you get better or someone throws something so hard at you from across the barroom floor that you decide to give it up. I was pretty good at ducking so I kept it up. :lol: (man those shot glasses left a few scares though) :shock: :lol: :twisted:
  • \ne1roc\ wrote:
    \aino\ wrote:
    I really agree... Not just fat women, but most of the women in general like to be love... Thats a continual process, btw, do you like fat women???


    He does when he's hammered!

    If we're talking about Shredd, he hasn't seen a woman in so long that a fat one will look like a supermodel to him. :shock: Not that there's anything wrong with big boned women...
  • OK..for the record:
    No, I don't like fat women. Some of them pull it off and look great doing it, but I'm a tall skinny guy and fat women ain't my type.
    Being hammered doesn't help; just puts beer goggles on and clouds judgement enough that I don't care. :oops:
    And I do SEE women...just not any I acn have. Beleive me, that makes it worse.
    And I've just taken up singing (for performance that is; not counting car and shower singing!). So no one's ever thrown anything at me yet, although I wouldn't blame them at this point. I guess I'll have to balance the fun of it versus the hazard factor, at least until I'm better at it!!! :?
  • Hmm, it seems like you're working too hard on your denial for your love of fat women. I suspect that you're covering up. Just admit it and be free. 8)
  • Yeah I mean \"Fat Bottomed Girls Make the Rockin Wold Go Round\" even if your Gay apparently...........



    Are you GAY?? (snicker) is that it!?!?!?!
  • Not that there's anything wrong with big boned women...

    Well, just give her the....uuhh, nevermind....wrong board....
  • Hey now, \"Big Boned Women\" are like mo-peds. Both are fun to ride, but you'd never admit it to your friends. :lol:
  • But in Shredd's case, he should be doing wheelies on the mo-ped. :lol:
  • \"The more the cushion, the better the pushin?\"
  • Hey you guys - I'm standing right HERE!!! No, really, just pretend I'm not here...
    No, I really truly don't favor heavy women. I'm a butt man and big ones aren't usually very shapely. I like women 'cuz of their curves, not bulk. 8)
  • \shredd\ wrote:
    Hey you guys - I'm standing right HERE!!! No, really, just pretend I'm not here...
    No, I really truly don't favor heavy women. I'm a butt man and big ones aren't usually very shapely. I like women 'cuz of their curves, not bulk. 8)

    He likes big butts and he can not lie... :lol:
  • Fat chicks need lov'in too, just NOT by us eh shredd :lol:
  • \shredd\ wrote:
    Hey you guys - I'm standing right HERE!!! No, really, just pretend I'm not here...
    No, I really truly don't favor heavy women. I'm a butt man and big ones aren't usually very shapely. I like women 'cuz of their curves, not bulk. 8)


    :lol: Funny comments you have there shredd... Guess, fat women doesn't like you either they think that your skinny enough for their oozing weight... My advice man... Have some workout on your body!!! Just a heavy load will make you a muscle man...

    :wink:



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  • \aino\ wrote:
    :lol: Funny comments you have there shredd... Guess, fat women doesn't like you either they think that your skinny enough for their oozing weight... My advice man... Have some workout on your body!!! Just a heavy load will make you a muscle man...
    :wink:
    EW.
    No, I have no prob being skinny...it gives people something to gawk in wonder at, like when I go skiing and I wear a \"hat\" instead of the thousands of ski helmets in the line...
    But no matter how much fun a big girl is, even if she liked skinny guys, even if there's a LOT more of them than trim women...fact is, THAT'S what I like. You've (mostly) all gotten a kick out of my women comments...now I don't expect actual supermodels to love me (Elizabeth Hurley excepted - CALL ME WOMAN!!!), but I do have standards. I realllly don't want a moped. :lol:
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