Corny Musical Jokes
Three notes walk into a bar. C, E flat and G.
The bartender tells them \"Hey you guys, no minors allowed!!!\".
Poor ole E flat has to leave the bar, while C and G stay behind and order a pitcher of daquiris.
I know, \"Groan\",
Post some of your corny musical jokes on this link if you'd like.
See Ya,
Tal
The bartender tells them \"Hey you guys, no minors allowed!!!\".
Poor ole E flat has to leave the bar, while C and G stay behind and order a pitcher of daquiris.
I know, \"Groan\",
Post some of your corny musical jokes on this link if you'd like.
See Ya,
Tal
Comments
A Priest, A Rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar.......
......bartender looks up and says \"Is this a joke?\"
LOL
BJ
After the first lesson, the son comes home and is all smiles and chuckles. Dad asks. \"what did you learn at practice today?\" Son says , \"Dad it was so cool... we learned the E string.\" All proud, junior busts out a few E String licks. Dad is happy.
The next week, Junior comes home from lesson number 2 and dad again asks, \"What did you learn?\" Junior is all happy again and excitedly tell his dad that they learned the A string and again, busts out some A string licks. Dad is happy once again and is very proud of his young boy and his enthusiasm for music.
The third week comes and Dad is all excited for the weekly report and asks what this weeks lesson was about.
Junior smiles and proudly announces that he is no longer taking lessons
Dad, upset and bewildered asks, \"what do you mean you quit?\"
Junior now beaming ear to ear, proudly says, \"I got a gig!\"
A Flat miner :roll:
oh tough crowd tonight :oops:
The stage is level.
Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
Neither did I
Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them
What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..
How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.
How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?
Evidently all of them.
What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar
What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.
ooooo low blow, to hum yeah a lot of em out there :shock:
Its nice to know there are others like me with this disability! :oops:
Good post c4r7
here's some old standards..
what do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
a drummer.
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
you only need to punch information into the machine once.
Lol, nice joke.
This guy told me this one last week.Its really corny.
A Young boy says to his mum, \"i wanna be a Drummer when im older\"
His mum replies\"Well you can't be both\" :roll:
Both should periodically check their scales. :arrow: :P
Only one - he just holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him. :roll:
So anyway, Kevin sees this ad in Variety - \"Guitar player wanted - must be able to play all styles - Salary $5 million. Call 555-5309 for an apppointment/audition.\" Kevin figures, what the heck, the Leno gig can't last forever, and I'm kinda tired of sucking up to hiim anyway.
So he calls for the audition, gets an appointment. Kevin goes to the audition. Turns out, its at Sony; they are looking for a studio player, needs to able to play anything/anytime. They ask Kevin, can you play \"Layla\" ? Kevin plays the first couple of bars, the studio guys are satisfied. They continue, \"We know you got the whole jazz thing down, but can you play any country.\" Kevin starts playing some country licks, goes into a version of Orange Blossom Special, like you've never heard. The studio guys are amazed. they say, OK, there's one more thing. Can you play a classical guitar? Kevin is like, wow, I got this nailed, I started on classical. That's my thing.
He picks up the classical, starts playing a Bach two-part invention, slides his hand up the neck for some high notes, and the studio guys tell him, \"Thanks alot, we'll give you a call.\" Kevin is perplexed. What did I do wrong, he asks? Well, it's that squeaky noise your hand made when you slid up the neck. We just can't have that. Kevin says, \"That's a natural part of guitar playing. Heck even Segovia did that. John Williams does that.\"
That studio guys just shake their collective heads and say:
WE KNOW. THEY DIDN'T GET THE GIG EITHER!
The drummer drools from both sides of him mouth
Becareful with that joke....it's an antique
They dont get changed often enough
12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out or dies.
How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
#1.\"One, two, three, one, two, three...\"
#2. Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.
A: A flat miner
Q: What is the definition of \"perfect pitch\"?
A: When you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo....
a blue grass concert